April 4th

Give your gf your hoodie day (make sure it's not dirty)

Bf: hey guess what day it it
Gf:what?
Bf:april 4th
Gf:THANK YOU FOR YOIR HOODIE

by Frlactualholeintheground April 1, 2022

April 29

A day to appreciate your mother for all her hard work!

×: let's get your mom some cake.
O: why?
X: Uh Duhhh! ITS APRIL 29TH, MOM DAY NOW GET HER SOME CAKE!!!

by Wandering-Soul♡ April 28, 2023

April 14th

Fuck a friend day. The day two friends fuck and keep it low-key

Chris: Today is April 14th I can’t wait to fuck Olivia my friend.

by Hardy12 April 11, 2022

April Mendez

April Mendez Roleplays

April is an intelligent woman but doesn't express that a lot lately. Sometimes she acts dumb, but then at the time where she's actually being smart.. she gets called an idiot (sometimes). The people who say she needs help most likely need help themselves due to the things they do alone or in a group of friends. When April is acting weird people make fun of her but when others are weird they make tons of friends and no one makes fun of them. I think that's unfair to her.

"April Mendez is an idiot!"

by lovelypeachesonthetrack August 1, 2018

April 28th

If you are born on April 28th you have a huge cock. We're talking 9 inch or over. If you are dating a guy born on April 28th you are very lucky.

"He's born on April 28th, he must have a huge dick" (totally not my birthday)

by Sirsploit August 16, 2023

april 9th

april 9th is the day prince philip died

hey do you know how and when prince philip died?
yes he died on april 9th due to a sneeze

by nevnevnev123 April 9, 2021

April 18th

International dominant Woman day; A day when dominant women are celebrated by submissive bitches

Bro tommorows April 18th, my girls gonna tie me up and peg me!!

by NotDemented April 18, 2022