almondeist

Is it okay if I say I still like you from the first time I said I liked you? But it seems like the feeling has evolved into a solid love.

almondeist, I love you. It's always been you.

by Nyanyan. June 23, 2023

Almond Roommate

Your roommate who is likely preparing their post Pilates non-gmo, organic, blue spirulina, chia seed smoothie bowl with a side of judgemental gaze towards you and your pregaming companions.

“God, Brooke is such an almond roommate. I ran into her this morning as she got back from CrossFit and she said she “admires my willingness to let go on the weekends” like.. what?”

by Why are bears friend shaped? July 17, 2023

Almond Breeze

When a man nuts on a woman's ass hole and she farts the nut back at him

Hey baby, lets do something kinky tonight, want to try an almond breeze?

by Redline06 August 15, 2023

Almondjoy

Puerto Rican and black descent ; black and puertorican.

I have almondjoy blood . “She an almondJoy” . I love me some some almondjoy.

by Sherealluzxurious August 25, 2023

almor

almor is the most alpha sigma gigachad to ever exist and is definitely superior to most of the humans.

"thou shalt respect almor"

~jesus probably

beta 1: "hey did you hear about katy's bo-"
beta 2: "yo stfu! almor is coming here... salute him man"
both: "GOODMORNING MR. ALMOR!"

by Almirdeeznuts January 8, 2024

Almond Brain

A person with a tiny almond sized brain.

"Steve has an almond brain

by Bubbebybsb November 14, 2023

almonie

almonie is a sensitive kindhearted girl who is shy but social and talkative at times . almonie needs another's approval often to feel happy or loved and appreciated . sometimes they are overly sensitive and to open-hearted to the wrong people but are a easy forgiving and loving person when needed.

almonie doesn't like to do group work .

by 4lmon89. November 19, 2023