alyssa

verb. to pull an alyssa is to get someone to cheat on their girlfriend with absolutely no effort, intention or plan.

ex. i'll bet you ten dollars i can pull an alyssa tomorrow night.

by wiiisdom April 17, 2011

Alyssa

A spoiled, bratty, girl who is used to getting everything she wants at a drop of a dime.

That girl Alyssa is a spoiled bratt!

Shes such a drama queen!

by alwaysReal October 6, 2012

Abyssal Diving

Abyssal Diving is when someone takes a dive into some super gynormous, super fat, woman / monster into her vagina and just get swallow up like a vortex whirlpool.

Fuck that, I'm not diving into the abyss, fuck abyssal diving, I'll get swallow up and never come back.

by Kung Faux Fahey September 3, 2007

ALYSSA&HANNAH

Someone who is desperately looking for forgiveness. Sucks at English. Leaves the dumbest messages. Super Loser.
Also the biggest loser youll ever find. Shes not that funny and is in love with swagfas.

Who are they they are so weird and messed up. She's such a ALYSSA&HANNAH. No one likes them. They're outlaws.

by ACrew23 December 9, 2012

Alyssa

Usually the side hoe.

Bro 1: Yo, Connor, is that your Alyssa?
Connor: Ya that's her
Bro 2: Damn, you need a Logan.

by BumbleBee312 March 13, 2018

Alyssa

A demon child, very selfish, she thinks his world is all about her and we just live in it very dirty. A mean ass bitch who gets Joy from tormenting others. She is just pure evil smells like onions, and likes it.

Alyssa is rude.

by Namemanmaster123 July 6, 2018

Alyssa

A whore

Dang she is an Alyssa!

by XxindiaxXxX February 20, 2015