Felch Around

A man how perfoms a reach around with another man, and the dives in with a mcdonalds straw and extracts his engine lubricunt and ingest's it via an oral means.

Mike gave Richard a felch around, with exquisit results i.e he loved the cock!!

by Rimmy the 3rd July 26, 2003

around the world

The most retarded and pointless techno song ever made. It does quite stick in your head and it is a catchy tune, though. Lyrics contain "Around the World" repeatedly about 150 times.

Russell: Did you hear about Evan last night?
Chris: No, what happen?
Russell: He's been listening to around the world again.
Chris: Oh shit...
Russell: Yeah, he committed suicide last night. He couldn't take it.
Chris: Jesus christ, not again.
Russell: Fuck that song.

by shmockey April 22, 2005

Pinning around

Similar to fucking around with the emphasis on pinner stemming from the fact that the fucker who is arounding is a total fucking pinner.

"Stop pinning around you dam'd pinners"

by Nervous Nate May 12, 2008

Joshin’ Around

When your flacid penis has the girth of Uranus, and the length of a thousand square miles of the state of Montana, yet you walk around with such poise and manner that no one would think twice, until you wear tight pants.

Dude 1: “Damn man, is that an elephant trunk in your pants, or are you happy to see me?”
Dude 2: “I’m just getting half chubs, bruh.”

Dude 1: “Oh shit, you’re Joshin’ Around.. I see you dawg!”

by thatlowcar January 20, 2022

French reach around

When the French go around a front in a war against South Africa to land on the western coast.

ISP: There we go, look at that, the ol' sneaky French reach around!

by DerpyRainbow June 23, 2022

cumming around the mountain

When a woman gets-off by rubbing herself on your chest.

Man, after the season finale of "Idol" last week, there was a huge after party. I hear that Paula Abdul was Cumming Around the Mountain on one of the contestants! I wish I was there!

by richard vendor October 22, 2012

Dancing around the barn

Metaphor used to describe a person that is attempting to avoid and delay answering questions being posed to them by replying with answers not related to the questions being asked.

During the police interrogation of the suspect, Sean, the young Irish cop, grew tired and shouted, "Okay, it's time to stop dancing around the barn, either give us the answers or go to jail!"

by Sacramento Solon December 16, 2016