A person who frequently posts pseudonymous comments online in support of a oppressed group, but takes no real world action in their own community where they may face backlash, such that their efforts make no difference at best and at worst encourage oppressors to greater levels of hatred or willful ignorance.
Sara: "Tim spends all day arguing with people on reddit, but he didn't sign that local petition asking for greater police accountability because he didn't want to catch flack from his in-laws."
Jane: "Bah humbug, he's just a keyboard ally."
Jane: "Bah humbug, he's just a keyboard ally."
by Globgogabgalabagolab August 19, 2023

Allie is a nonbinary person who had purple hair but now went half with the purple. They fucking suck at mario kart and sometimes you just want to push them into a fucking tree. But they have a pretty cute dog and then another one that barks at you but you still love him
by Bigpapaducksheesh October 6, 2021

Alli is mega gay. she looks like an absolute turtle, she is bad at any thing she does
to sum it all shes just GAYYYYYYY
to sum it all shes just GAYYYYYYY
by 123456iamdabest February 23, 2022

by Urban_philosopher November 23, 2021

A handheld console that competes with the nintendo switch and steam deck. Comes in two versions, the ally and the more powerful ally x.
The rog ally has more powerful hardware than the switch or steam deck at the cost of poor battery life.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing March 12, 2025

A woman who thinks she’s really gorgeous and perfect and god’s gift to men. She pretends to be that *super qUiRkY* girl who snorts when she laughs. She’ll lead guys on while feigning ignorance that they’re into her, but spend a lot of energy telling these guys how “creepy” or “strangely into” her OTHER men are. Basically a basic bitch who listens to what she thinks is obscure or underground, but the iheart curated version of that.
Did you hear Alli Jo talking about how many plates she’s juggling and all the activities in her life?
Yeah, I heard; she’s got a total wannabe hero/martyr complex.
Yeah, I heard; she’s got a total wannabe hero/martyr complex.
by Allijojo_is_a_cunt September 21, 2021

A beautiful young girl with a great sense of humor. She is quirky and her laugh will make you laugh. She is a kind loving friend. She always has your back and will never let you down. She has beautiful long brown hair, and dark brown. Her nails are really short and often painted with bright colors. If you have an Ally in your life you should keep her.
by Aeb April 19, 2019
