Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap

my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap is WEIRD!!!

by 1willwoodfan0 May 29, 2023

anger addict

One who wakes up in the morning and chooses violence. A friend that will never compliment your achievements. A person that thrives on anger.

Me: I just landed a promotion at work!
Best friend: Who cares, you didn't deserve it.
Me: You’re such an anger addict. Can’t you just be happy for me one time?

by CaliG May 23, 2021

Double Addict

Someone that is highly addicted to both Smoking and Drinking.

Being a Double Addict has put me in debt for cigarettes and beer.

by Akravo Slang March 18, 2019

Crib addict

A pejorative label for overprotective, overgrown adults who cling to the comfort and safety of their metaphorical 'crib'—refusing to face discomfort, risk, or the real world. Often applied to those infantilized by modern conveniences, social coddling, or digital escapism, unable or unwilling to wean themselves off the soft confines of their echo chambers and comfort zones.

That Facebook users are all crib addicts!

by Casper Windfield May 9, 2025

Book Addict

Someone who is a hopeless romantic and loves reading. They read spicy or soft romances and want what the characters have. They haven’t had a stable relationship in a while

Oh look! She is a book addict! She is already reading Twisted book 4!!

by Loreleigilm0r3 November 2, 2023

Murder Addicts

Serial Killers and/or people who are addicted to the thought, feeling, and/or action of killing in general. Whether that may be done by “homicide by cop” which WILL be impossible, hands on homicide, and/or assisted suicide/homicide.

“Oh look at him…. he’s always gossiping with groups of people and his friend about people they don’t like ALLLL THE TIME, such murder addicts.”

“Oh look at her…. she’s always gossiping with groups of people and her friend about people they don’t like ALLLL THE TIME, such murder addicts.”

by HotLavaBoi December 6, 2022

Medicine cabinet addict

One that doesn't have a pacific drug they like and will do all.

Bella told everything that I'm a medicine cabinet addict.

by 459395 May 6, 2023