Matts

Matts is usually a very annoying person. Will get beat up at school. Big fat loser.

Matts is such a loser. I hate Matts the loser

by MonkeMan2464 November 25, 2021

matt white

a total man-slag who wears more than one pair of womens underwear

"that guy is such a matt white, i can see all three of his thongs!"

by high hill lil February 22, 2009

Matt Shaw

a drink consisting of cider (and possibly some pinapple juice) served in a very tall glass

Matt Shaws are easy to drink, we get together on fridays and go on a mission

by Jonathan Boothby February 5, 2008

Matt Smith

Matt Smith is the most handsome man to walk the earth, he is an incredibly talented actor and has an amazing face ,he also played the 11th doctor in the amazing programme "doctor who" .

Person 1:who's that on your telly
Person 2:Oh ,that's Matt Smith

Person 1:Oh my god that man is so hot!
Person 2: tell me about it!

by MattSmithsbb July 17, 2020

Matt Rags

"Matt Rags" are the paper napkins, towels, or random article of clothing used to clean up the mess after a blow job.
Matt Rags, are also the term used to describe a fun, handsome, sexually active man who is so busy he only has time for oral sex rather than actual intercourse.

After having oral sex with her partner, Jenna Jameson used a Matt Rags, to spit the cum in, since she did not feel like swallowing.

Due to a hectic school and work schedule, the instructor was only able to be a Matt Rags, rather than go out on dates.

by Reno Dallas November 14, 2012

matt macaspac

Probably the funniest most awesome guy there is, when he's not a total asshole.

Have you met Matt Macaspac? You should meet Matt Macaspac.

by Matchu~San February 25, 2015

Matt Ridge

thot slayer...

hes just a thot slayer

this nigga be killing thots without saying anything
This nigga be killing sluts and thots with a knockback enchanted diamond sword

this nigga probably liked highschool musical

damn I wish I was a Matt Ridge

by The All seeing Admin June 20, 2019