Someone who has no business in politics, yet they still believe they are smart enough to talk about the subject.
Travis: Doodbro, what the hell is that dumbass talking about?
Matt: Don't make fun of him, his politically Retarded.
Matt: Don't make fun of him, his politically Retarded.
by Mattbro December 20, 2008
The standard by which math classes are graded. If you can't beat the retarded monkey, do you really think you're going to pass?
Student 1) What did you get on your test score, man?
Student 2) 36/100.
Student 1) Man, the retarded monkey got a 63, what the hell were you doing?
Student 2) 36/100.
Student 1) Man, the retarded monkey got a 63, what the hell were you doing?
by Icbat January 08, 2007
by awesome ass fuckk January 26, 2017
When sufficiently angered, the mentally handicapped show immense gains in their physical strength, not unlike the Incredible Hulk.
Person1: "One time, one the set of Life Goes On, Kellie Martin pranked that kid that played Corky. Well he got so mad he punched her squre in the face and gave her a concussion!"
Person2:"Well, that's retard strength for you!"
Person2:"Well, that's retard strength for you!"
by Retard Joe December 20, 2006
An otherwise smart person who acts like a complete retard for unknown reasons. The intelligent retard usually lurks in universities wasting other people's time by making stupid or irrelevant comments repeatedly in order to (a) hear the sound of their own voice, (b) sound smart, or (c) make a retarded contribution to a coversation. They also have been known to repeat other peoples concise comments in a round-about twenty minute long narrative. There is no escape from the intelligent retard once they get going. Ignoring or shunning only has moderate success. Usually, you have to let their verbal diarrhea run it's course.
Teacher: Today we will be discussing ethical standards of practice
Intelligent Retard: (interrupts) I've read that according to the CPA guidelines................... (twenty minutes later)... so that's what I feel is correct.
Random Student: What an intelligent retard!
Intelligent Retard: (interrupts) I've read that according to the CPA guidelines................... (twenty minutes later)... so that's what I feel is correct.
Random Student: What an intelligent retard!
by Ann8424 July 19, 2010
Just like the term "silly billy" except its longer to say and it does not rhyme. You can use this in most situations even if the person in question is right.
Dude 1: Is that a car
Dude 2: Nah dude its a tree stop being such dam retarded jeremiah!!!!
or:
Dude1: Is that a tree?
Dude2: (even though it is a tree) Nah dude dont be such a dam retarded jeremiah!!!!
Dude 2: Nah dude its a tree stop being such dam retarded jeremiah!!!!
or:
Dude1: Is that a tree?
Dude2: (even though it is a tree) Nah dude dont be such a dam retarded jeremiah!!!!
by Mooza September 01, 2005
Someone who is so retarded that they don't know they are a retard. A person whose entire family is dumb as fuck, but they all lied to this person and told him that he is smart. In truth the person is the stupidest fuck alive.
You fucking crypto-retard; you dumb cunt. Go back to the first grade you crypto-retard. Can you even read you crypto-retard?
by YouDumbMan October 24, 2017