jakes mom

The first woman you sleep with when you leave alcohol or drug treatment

I am happy that once you leave treatment you can have jakes mom.

by erbachjim October 15, 2015

Jake Snow

Unlike the cooler and more badass “Jon Snow” from Game of Thrones seasons 1-6, the “Jake Snow” of Game of Thrones season 8, simply stands around like a blank slate and only acts out of pure interest for his “Queen”, always kneeling in her presence and complying to whatever she demands with little to no self-control, dignity, or intelligence of their own.

“Dude, stop being such a Jake Snow, that girl is just using you.”

“But, she’s mah Queen. If she wants it, I’ll do it for her.”

“She’s literally using your credit card for everything!”

“Isn’t she beautiful?”

by SolusPrimus67 February 11, 2021

jake paul

a cancerous piece of shit that needs to literally kill himself now before his parents actually care for him hes wanna be rapper and a white boy from ohio who thinks hes the shit logan is the favorite child cant wait till he is broke and on the streets

person:oh I see jake paul
person 2:HE NEEDS TO KYS

by voltfatabfeoibfuibhsupif September 13, 2017

Jake Paul

A racist, homophic youtube personality. After dead ass vine app shut down Jake Paul started to do dumb videos on youtube wich are cancerous. He got his fame from his brother named "we just found a dead body" guy. Jake is the leader of team 10 and a psychopath.

i watched Jake Paul mom!
Go to church and hope that god will forgive you for watching that awful human being!

by bitchbitchyassss May 3, 2018

Union Jake

(N) Someone who takes part in a Union Jake-off, then feels dirty afterwards and goes to vent about it on a disreputable forum filled with 14 year old nerds who have never gotten near a woman.

I saw a group of Union Jakes yesterday.

by PhoenixRising January 22, 2009

Jake Paul

A brain-dead and illiterate dunce, who gains views and subs from his Disnep fans by acting in a disorderly, immature and stupid fashion.

Child: "Jake Paul is so lit." Jake Paul: "I got some new merch, and its selling like a God Church."

by SheerCommonSense July 21, 2017

Jake Paul

Completely retarded piece of shit you will ever see on the internet, and if you're really unlucky you will see this retarded shit in real life

Jake Paul please quit trying to rap

by FokenShook August 20, 2017