dusty crusty dustbowl

That bitch has a dusty crusty dustbowl!

Beware of the dusty crusty dustbowl.
by sa225 February 12, 2009
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dusty rusty rose

similar to the rusty rose except not only is the pussy raggin, it is also dusty from a long period of abstinance, leaving the penis crusted with nasty rag blood and a layer of dust.
bro, i hit up chantelle last night. knocked the dust off that pussaay! but she was raggin so i got a dusty rusty rose.
by optimusprimexena November 11, 2007
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Dusty Vagina Syndrome

The turning of dust of ones vagina, from lake of use. Also know as DVS. Older less sexually active women suffer for it. Causes can be :Lameness,fatness,ugliness, or many other reasons.
Wow that chick has a case of Dusty Vagina Syndrome!!
by Fatty_McButterpants August 27, 2008
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old dusty trail

Dirty fucking butt-sex, often not consensual, usually resulting in much more dampness then the name implies. Also, as an adjective, it is the actual asshole-to-colon trail a big cock takes when butt-fucking someone.
Hey, I heard you rode her old dusty trail! Awesome, man!! Now, let's fuck some Nuns!
by Fathom 40 February 07, 2015
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Dusty Oil Rig

Doing a line of cocaine off a hard penis and then giving a blow job so hard you throw up.
I gave her a dusty oil rig last night and she wasnt happy.
by Leohansen69 June 05, 2020
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Dusty Tootsie Roll

When you cover your partners chest in baby powder and then defecate into the powder. The result is a piece of feces covered in baby powder. A Dusty Tootsie Roll.
I saw a video where Paris Hilton got a dusty Tootsie Roll.
by Dr. McDoctorson June 04, 2015
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dusty short bus

Is the instance where you dip your short knobby weener in the dirt, using the finer powdery dirt (or dust) that attaches to the head of your wang as lube so you can pile drive the first two inches of your lady's waiting snatch. This is not recommended for trial of entry to the Asshole, as the Sphincter may react to the dust on your willy, creating a painful itching sensation and thus creating an impenetrable vault door. Besides, you've only got two inches, come on man. For short dicks, try Castrol GTX instead!
The lady told me I should really try to shake things up as my two inches of man meat isn't really doing for her anymore, so I performed the Dusty Short Bus on her.... she didn't like it and suggested we see other men.
by BRICKLINGUY March 01, 2018
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