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offensive driving

To drive in a manner to keep the pace on roads that are heavily congested to the point of advancing through quickly as possible but not to the extent of it being aggressive driving.
NYC requires some offensive driving if you want to ever get to your destinations!
by Tmaas June 6, 2018
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Driving A Beretta

Driving while so intoxicated, one cannot even keep their vehicle on the proper side of the road.
Dude, that guy in the van is driving a Beretta!
by ElMulletto March 30, 2011
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Drive by wedding

When a random ordained minister marries two unsuspecting intoxicated people at a bar and flees
I have to file for divorce because I've been a victim of another drive by wedding. I should stop going to the bar.
by Zynonn January 9, 2022
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Drive-by Pubbing

Drive-by Pubbing:

Drive-by Pubbing is the more luxurious and comfortable alternative to the familiar pub-crawl. Drive-by Pubbing often involves several individuals visiting pub after pub by the method of a moving vehicle (bus or taxi), vacating the transport whenever a pub takes the group’s liking. Drive-by Pubbing can be pre-planned or can be done spontaneously depending on the bus’ route, often with a final goal in mind.
The weather is so rubbish, let's just go drive-by pubbing.

Scrap the pub-crawl, let's go drive-by pubbing instead.
by delaforbes March 11, 2013
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high to drive

ready to operate a vehicle after smoking pot
"you ready to go?"

"yeah I'm high to drive"
by Grizkid October 4, 2008
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Sign and Drive

Noun - College
The art of going to lecture on time solely to sign the attendance sheet, then promptly leaving and not returning.
Joe pulled off a sign and drive the other day. He wanted the attendance grade, but he also wanted to go back to his room and beat is meat. It was truly a win-win.
by Deez Nuts 2016 May 29, 2018
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Last Drive

A drive in which a depressed person usually a doomer drives before committing suicide. While on the drive the person will play an assortment of doomer music playlists and will ultimately commit suicide at a later point not while driving. The drive will always take place at night as to fit the lifestyle of the doomer.
"Thanks man I'm going to put this in my last drive playlist"
"Time for the last drive its been a good one"
by car driver November 16, 2020
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