Noun;
Sublime Asshole: One who's lack of understanding of or empathy for the feelings of other people, has risen to such immense heights that it seems to defy all known laws of nature.
Sublime Asshole: One who's lack of understanding of or empathy for the feelings of other people, has risen to such immense heights that it seems to defy all known laws of nature.
His prickishness had gone so far that he'd finally attained jerk-nirvana... he'd become the Dalai Lama of douches; dubbed "Sublime Asshole" by all that saw him.
by Dev_ February 25, 2011
More accurate form of beer snob. Snobs tend to believe one brand is best and will not try others. for instance Joe Dipshit claims to be a beer drinker yet will only drink Bud Light. That is a beer snob. A beer asshole on the other hand enjoys the flavor of beer and tries a huge variety. A beer asshole will also speak truthfully about a bad beer(aka anything Budweiser miller coors).
by beerish August 01, 2014
An ASSHOLE VAN is a large Econoline size van, typically used for commercial purposes. Whenever you encounter someone in a van like this on the road, that person is an ASSHOLE. It could be a phenomenon similar to the movie "Christine" where the vehicle possesses the owner somehow. These vans are usually driven by git-r-duns.
When you encounter such a van, try to avoid contact with it but don’t back down. That’s exactly what they want you to do.
When you encounter such a van, try to avoid contact with it but don’t back down. That’s exactly what they want you to do.
On the road, some big ass van cuts you off or just comes into your lane. That's an ASSHOLE VAN.
If there is a lane that ends and everyone is merging in and some asshole in a big van tries to run waay up to the front and cut off a bunch of people... That's an ASSHOLE VAN.
If there is a lane that ends and everyone is merging in and some asshole in a big van tries to run waay up to the front and cut off a bunch of people... That's an ASSHOLE VAN.
by Takuban November 16, 2006
When the anus is sugar coated to create surgary opening in the ass crack making rim jobs more delicious and sensational. Named after the famous soccer/football player Esteban Cambiasso due to the similarity in names.
by imnaughty134 November 16, 2011
someone who at all times is on some form of electronic communication device for fear of missing out on a text, twitter, skype or FB communication.
where's jenny? You mean the connectivity asshole? She's on her computer waiting for someone to make her relevant by tagging her on FB
by theham December 29, 2013
A slang term used when describing "Ass to Mouth". When the giver of anal sex immediately becomes the reciever of oral sex.
"He took it out of her ass and put it in her mouth? Sounds like an Asshole Popsicle. That shits not cool"
by JeremyVC February 21, 2010
Friend 1: I have an elastic asshole!
Friend 2: What? How does that even work?
Friend 1: Well, while most people's assholes require a great deal of time, different size anal toys, and lube to be stretched out enough to fuck, mine only needs a little lube and maybe a finger for a couple seconds!
Friend 2: Well, I guess I'm never getting that image out of my head
Friend 2: What? How does that even work?
Friend 1: Well, while most people's assholes require a great deal of time, different size anal toys, and lube to be stretched out enough to fuck, mine only needs a little lube and maybe a finger for a couple seconds!
Friend 2: Well, I guess I'm never getting that image out of my head
by AliceInWonderland_55 January 24, 2017