jew bag 

The bag of gold ALL jews wear around their neck.

Non-Jew "Give me your jew bag!"
Jew "What are you talking about?"
Non-Jew "You know what I am talking about! Give it now!"
Jew "No!"
Non-Jew *pulls out gun* "Give it now or I'll have to wash the blood off!"
*BANG*

jew bag by mikeisreallygay June 3, 2006

Jew-ntaro 

(1 Derogatory term for a tacky Mexican who is a cheapskate

(2) a Mexican who is a tight ass with their money

(3) stingy, cheap, penny pincher, piker, tightwad of Mexican descent

(4)A mix between a Jew and a Chuntaro

Sgt Brown: you owe my lunch

Ssg Gonzales: do to consequences beyond my control we just got a free lunch i was going to pay for lunch thus my debt is settled.

Sgt Brown: your a Jew-ntaro, half Jew half Chuntaro

Jew-ntaro by Logan Seagull June 22, 2011

Jew Whore 

An ugly chick who cheats on you.

Karthik: Hey is it true that you and Jenny smashed?
Me: No. That bitch is a fucking stupid, cunty, ugly, fat, faggot-lipped Jew Whore

Jew Whore by KaiglerFucker42 January 12, 2018

Jew Boy 

One who is named Shane and is Jewish. Can often be used to get the attention of a Jewish boy. Also these boys do not get bitches.

"Hey Jew Boy, why don't you come over here. So you can suck this dick."

Jew Boy by Purplelovinboy June 13, 2016

Jew Penis 

also see: Godzilla Cock

"Oh my god! It's a jew penis! It's going to crush us all!"

Jew Penis by Jewperman August 31, 2008

jew-happy 

When one is/finds himself being over-enthusiastic about discovering money he did not remember he had in his pants pocket

guy: holy shit i found a dollar in my pocket

guy2: quit being so jew-happy

jew-happy by jew baby September 19, 2007

jew banged

To be swindled, tricked, or otherwise deceived in a monetary transaction (most likely committed by a jew).

Fuck! I got jew banged by that salesmen for the extended warrenty!

jew banged by alecb August 10, 2007