Jack shits

The defecation following the consumption of excessive amounts of Jack Daniel’s whiskey

I drank too many jack and cokes now I got the jack shits

by ObtuseGoose April 9, 2023

jacking

To not pay attention then wonder what's going on/happened once the conversation has ended

we were making plans today then Sean asked what we were doing, we told him to stop jacking and maybe he would know the plans

by The only A October 24, 2023

Jack mop

A slang term for a motorized floor scrubbing machine that's used to clean restraunt and large scale kitchens.

After sweeping the floor of the walk in freezer, I used the Jack mop to clean it throughly.

by DantheMachoman November 20, 2024

jack nocella

Jack Nocella is a white kid that legit looks like an INDIAN! I mean boi! he gets no girls and is extremely poor and has to live with other friends!

Jack nocella a kid

by A kid thats kid June 14, 2017

Preemie jack

Shortened version of premature ejaculation.

Dibbs: damn that sammich looks so good i just had a minor nut
Min: i think those are called preemie jacks

by SandNig01 January 7, 2021

Jack-spression

To jack (steal) someone elses expression(s). The person who always Jack-spressions is usually too lame to come up with their own expression.

Emily told Leah and Moe that she was crushing on Conan O'brien. Leah squinched her nose and formed and O with her lips. Moe Jack-spression(ed) and repeated the same reaction.

by One of the SMB's June 15, 2011

wet pressure jacked

when a guy has to piss and a woman squeezes his waist with her legs until he pisses then jerks him off

He got wet pressure jacked when his jealous girl friend squeezed the piss out of him with her hot thighs and jerked him off

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022