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Trash monkey

A trash monkey is the equivalent of calling someone a rat dog but 50x worse. When you say it you need to sound like a drunk ke$ha.
“God your such a fucking trash monkey
by God_is_a_trash_monkey December 12, 2018
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Maal Monkey

Origin: Amazon Jungle
Of the 4,200 that survived the fire in the Amazon Jungle 1000 years ago
Apart of a very unique yet diverse
“That Maal Monkey NFT is sick, high & wearing a karate suit, I rate this fully”
by H The Maal Mentor November 23, 2022
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[monkey plugger]

a person who only fornicates black people
dude my manager is such a monkey plugger he only hits on black chicks
by professor anthony hidalgo August 11, 2008
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monkey squad

A group of monkeys that are funny and are imposters.
by stootic May 24, 2021
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Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle

The act of rolling over and clinging to the other person in bed with you when the alarm clock sounds. This type of hug resembles a spoon technique, with a strong resemblance to the way young monkeys cling to their mother in the wild.
When the xylophone alarm clock went off, I gave Sandy the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle. I didn't want her to get up, so I pulled her close as she hit the snooze button.

When the alarm clock went off, I scrambled to give her the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle to get a few more minutes of time before going to work.
by Flightnursejim December 3, 2013
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sleep monkeys

imaginary monkeys derived from ancient southern myth that mentally and physically serenade you to sleep. usually can find these sleep monkeys in church.
“Man, them sleep monkeys ‘bout got me during preachers sermon this morning..”
by sleepmonkeyqueen February 26, 2023
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Brew Monkey

The person issued the task of making "brews" or cups of our hot beverage of choice for a period of time. ie: a night or weekend.
by Aradin October 30, 2007
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