Hair of the monkey

A beer that is drank in the morning after heavy drinking to cure a beer induced hangover.

You ever wake up from camping hungover from beer, so you take a hair of the monkey and you're in the clear

by Ceresann November 26, 2023

Monkey

Mostly a male with the initials LJ. This is a greek/Surbian man with no brains only monkey!

I love Monkey man LJ

by RedInfrno1 May 30, 2022

Shitfaced monkey

someone who annoys you

"GOD SHE IS SUCH A SHITFACED MONKEY"

by homogaycheese August 30, 2023

Monkey

Something warm, wet, snuggly, and sometimes furry that you can eat and still fuck it afterwords.

She has a nice monkey, warm, soft, delicious, and it didn't smell.

How was the monkey last night bro?

by tommytheramtrain March 18, 2021

monkey dick

the best weed ever, hits harder than a monkey dick

“that weed hit me so hard, it’s like a monkey dick”

by iH8Trannys June 6, 2019

Porch monkey

Romeo

Romeo is a porch monkey

by Yessir29 May 12, 2022

Math Monkey

A stereotype referring to an annoying asian person.

"Yo Tim, stop riding my dick bro, you're being a fuckin' math monkey!"

by John Yang May 23, 2018