Jack

The kind of guy that would marry an unholy amount of chicks with dicks and gets really pissed when the traffic cone he has been sitting on for the last two hours gives him crabs

Jack Oh shit

Me Wot

Jack This traffic cone gave me crabs

by Dambitch69 May 7, 2020

Jack in the box

Someone (usually female) who is beautiful on the outside and a lunatic on the inside

I meet this chick, but she turned out to be a Jack in the box. Beautiful on the outside, sang me pretty songs about life and then BAM!! Her crazy popped out!

by LewandaPookieJones January 11, 2015

Jack stick

Douchebag. Self centered, opportunistic, and untrustworthy. His kindness, charm, and friendships with others are his toolset to maneuver toward his own selfish desires.

That guy who just flew in on his friends jet to the charity event is such a jack stick.

by Natty Carlos June 8, 2019

Jack

Jack is a person that u need to drop and that he will not care about u if u date him he might seam nice but he is really not

He is not shit u need to drop him we is trash
Jack

by Hebrides did endure January 31, 2020

el Jack

To steal creative works from others and claim them as your own, for the sole purpose of convincing young impressionable models in Derbyshire to possibly show you their naughty bits.

"I el Jacked this guys portfolio and now I have a shoot with that hot model."

by el Mayhem January 22, 2009

Shotgun Hi-jack

When someone has previously called shotgun, and then gets out of the car at all, without calling seat-back. The person who wishes to obtain the position of shotgun shouts "shotgun hi-jack" and takes the shotgun position.

Joe's homey get's out of the car... like a fool he doesn't call seat back... Joe being the genius he is calls shotgun hi-jack and takes the shotgun position. Joe's homey returns to the car... and realizes he is a fool and sits in a non-shotgun position.

by jhirbour November 13, 2011

Jaw Jack

When you grab a stolen object from someone and use the same momentum to elbow them in the face, simultaneously knocking them out and reclaiming your property.

Eric Sparrow: What do you say? One last trip around the neighborhood. Winner takes the tape.
Steve: elbows Eric and grabs the stolen tape
Stacy Peralta: Holy shit, you just jaw jacked Eric!

by jawjackerericsparrow June 16, 2021