S-I-M-P

The word that is used to describe that you have squirrels in your pants.

''Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
AHHHHHHH! There are squirrels in my pants!

That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
There are squirrels in my pants!

Tell me what's making you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P,
Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me

Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)

Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
Who you got back home, watering your plants?

S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
How can I qualify for government grants?
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Got an Aunt Florence living in France
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my pants!

Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)

Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!''

by MarcusDamon June 18, 2020

i saw your willy

I saw your |willy is a video on YouTube that had a good intent but god memed so much that you just can't take it seriously anymore.

James: Hey John, have you seen the video i saw your willy on YouTube that is supposed to warn kids about dangers, but instead got memed to the point where it just cannot be taken seriously anymore?

John: Yea I did.

by very juicy name June 30, 2020

I like eating chairs

Chairs are yummy

I like eating chairs

by mahveenisasimp June 30, 2020

I get those goosebumps

A song from Travis scott

Boy 1: dawg, have you seen goosebumps yet...
Boy 2: dawg, you know I have, ITS A BANGER.
Both: I GET THOSE GOOSEBUMPS EVERY TIME!!!,,

by JonMorelandYT September 29, 2020

I graciously pretend to agree.

Abbreviation: IGPTA. A polite and playful way to acknowledge someone with whom one disagrees (especially a member of the opposite sex)

Mary: "I think this artwork would look so much better on THIS wall." John: "I graciously pretend to agree."

by 1570Maple October 13, 2013

I just like the song

the defense you use when someone calls you out after you post a facebook status (works best if they're song lyrics) so blatantly about someone. most likely with whom you have just had a falling out with. this is a very combative strategy because in one phrase you can both deny being weak and also make your opponent seem self absorbed.

Josh: I saw what you just posted about me on facebook. you can't even say it to my face.
Sonia: who said it was about you?! i just like the song....

by zoe b.goode February 23, 2011

I blame David Day

Whenever something goes wrong in your life, in the world, wherever, the expression to use is 'I blame David Day'. This started as an internet prank , so the story goes, but has become quite popular.Basically the expression allows you to blame anything that has gone wrong on this mysterious David Day.

Burnt my hand on the stove!I blame David Day!

Woke up this morning feeling sick!I blame David Day!

Floods in the East!I blame David Day!

by tazzibear October 19, 2011