face time

recieving head from a girl

my girlfriend likes to give me face time

by xplot June 22, 2003

Hamburger Time

Noun: Death

"You're actually closer to dea- "
"NO. SCHTOP. PLEASHE CALL IT HAMBURGER TIME WHEN YOU ARE AROUND USH."
"hankboigers times 🥰🥰"

You're closer to "hamburger time" if you don't see a doctor

by IWantToBeAHillbilly April 14, 2024

ES timing

Being extremely late to any event, to the point you question how a person can even be late. The term was popularised by ES.

1- ‘why are they taking so long to arrive?’
2- It’s ES timing.

by anonymous July 19, 2024

King time

is a time that king has all to himself with no one bothering him and he can do whatever he wants after he gets off at school, king hours are 11:20: to 3:00, if king doesn’t have king time he gets aggressive

Kayden: King I don’t have school today
King: welp looks like king time is ruined for today

by Kingof217 March 29, 2021

Summer garbage time

A condition when the final weeks of summer are comprised mostly of rain or other poor weather, limiting the ability for people to perform outside activities. Condition commonly occurs in the Northeastern US. During summer garbage time, most people will give up on summer activities such as going to the pool and start stocking up on pumpkin-spiced food items.

The forecast is for rain and clouds all of next week and through Labor Day weekend. It looks like we’re in summer garbage time.

by Rick Cunningham August 19, 2021

Time Catfish

When someone uses old pictures on dating apps and in person looks totally different, weather they gain weight or lost hair.

Jane: Hey, how was your tinder date last night?
Lilly: I was so excited until i saw him, he time catfished me, he was like 60 pounds heavier than his tinder picture.

by Tats_xx94 January 17, 2021

Waste Of Time

A waste of time is what you're doing right now, but I know you want to read. Right now, you could be browsing a way to cure cancer, maybe even win an olimpics. Whatever just be productive, don't read this. Oh, well seems like your life is useless apparently to you reading this without a break nonstop, wanna play a game outside- oh wait you don't know what the word "outside" means.

Now you thought the waste of time was wrong right? Well sad to say but.. it isn't.. So why are you here? Is there a giant gold medal, perhaps you will get a noble prize for most time wasted? NOPE just wasted life cycle. Now please go... GO PLEASE whatever seems like you don't want to leave.. well this text is almost over meaning you have to in.. 3. 2. 1. HAH GO now

by Arandomstupidperson May 22, 2021