by Bertyflirtyandimthirty December 5, 2009
Get the time waxingmug. It’s when you are all alone and you sit on your tile floor naked with a golf ball in hand. You spread your butt cheeks apart and place the golf ball directly on your ass hole. You then roll forward and back all the time masterbating. Till you cum and you yell Four! As you climax.
I thought everyone was at church till my mom came out of her room and caught me “Pulling a Tee Time”.
by Calm in sense January 30, 2024
Get the Pulling a Tee Timemug. “defined as the duration in which all things happen, or a precise instant that something happens” < got this from the web lmao but anyway.. time can never go backwards, time can either be wasted or cherished and because time is a constant thing, we get to choose how we want to spend our time. And for a year now, I’ve chosen to spend my time loving you and caring for you and to learn more about what you do and don’t like and to just have moments with you and have that quality time so then we both can think back and say “remember when...” Time is a precious thing but even just a couple of hours feels like a couple of minutes spent with you <3
by sle3ppyy March 23, 2021
Get the timemug. Constantly being at least an hour late for everything because you either lose track of time or you think you can finish one last thing before you feel you finally have to be somewhere.
She told him that she would meet him in the park at noon. One hour and a conversation with a homeless man later, she realized he was on gobbo time when he came rolling in on his bike.
by gangmoney604 November 22, 2009
Get the Gobbo timemug. the one who can single handedly stop the Mexican drug cartel, while also drinking hotdog/tuna water. May also be known as Bossman, the unit of pure chaos multiplied by 10.
Person 1: "Did you just here what Bossman did?"
Person 2: "No I didn't, what did he do?"
Person 1: "Chaos times 10."
Person 2: "No fucking way!"
Person 2: "No I didn't, what did he do?"
Person 1: "Chaos times 10."
Person 2: "No fucking way!"
by weaponized waffle iron July 7, 2022
Get the chaos times 10mug. Time crunching is when you chug a bottle of couch syrup, and see how many times you can masturbate before you pass out!
Has anybody seen John? Yeah he's passed out, he was Time Crunching. Anna walked in the room and said it was a disgusting mess!
by Rockedupmotha September 11, 2010
Get the Time Crunchingmug. sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025
Get the sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later onmug.