making out with a dog's ass

another accepted form of marriage in San Francisco!

wow California is weird!

by Norm L. August 12, 2004

you're the man now dog

A transcendental state achieved when one simultaneously becomes both man and dog. Often a laudatory exclamation given by one man-dog to another for an act seen as deserving man-praise, while simultaneously evoking woman-disgust.

You gave her a juicy, steaming "Hot Carl"? You're the man now, dog.

So pooping on a woman's chest is empowering to both man and dog -- elevating the perpetrator to man-dog status. The more a woman is offended by this act, the more man-dog one becomes.

by This is how I live, THIS IS HOW I LIVE. September 8, 2003

Hern Dog

Freaking coolest name on the face of the earth. Anyone who doesn't like it is RETARDED(:

Hern Doggie also works.

Hey look, it's hern dog!

Woaah thats the coolest name everr!

by I don't know what my name is. May 12, 2010

Not All Dogs Go To Heaven

An episode of Family Guy. The 121st episode of Family. In this episode, the Griffins go to a Star Trek convention and Stewie is angry that he didn't get to ask the Star Trek cast his questions. He then obtains blue prints to ask the Star Trek his questions. When he spends the day with them, they complain about minor things and Stewie becomes greatly annoyed with this. Meanwhile, Meg catches the mumps and after watching a religion channel after bieng bedridden, she tries to convert everyone to Christianity. Brian claims that he is an atheist and Meg publicly humiliates him, making Brian an outcast. Brian eventually sees the light and realizes how important God is to him.

Joseph - "I just saw a new family guy episode on TV"
Joseph's dad - "What is it about?"
Joseph - "You'd love it. Its about Stewie hangin out with the Star Trek cast"
Joseph's dad - "Shit! Why the fuck would I miss it?"
Joseph - "The episode is Not all dogs go to heaven, cause Brians an athiest in that episode
Joseph's dad - "OK IM CONFUSED"

by ConsterMcMonster November 29, 2011

Truimph the Insult Comic Dog

I Keed I Keed , I'm Joking With U! Just Like A Dog!} He might become a BIGGER rappa than 2 Pac! Come Poop with Me!

Jaylo Jaylo 2 a doggies nose her Ass is the Holy Grailo! Two Poop on!

by OLSKOO December 2, 2003

who let the dogs out

A term used to describe taking a shit.

Dad: "Who let the dogs out on the front lawn?"
Son: "Sorry, that was me."

by Adam Fink July 12, 2006

San Francisco Chili Dog

A sexual act whereby the male squats a dump on his lady's chest. He then proceeds to tit-fuck the mess between the cleavage.

Last night I gave Charlize a San Francisco Chili Dog!

by John Stone December 13, 2008