The Ovulating Monkey

Similar to The Ambulating Monkey, except your homie is female and the bananas simulate ovulation at an increased rate.

Yo man what’s up with random?
Oh she’s just doing the ovulating monkey.

Female: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIII

by Pweaw February 12, 2024

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MONKEY SLAB

A very nice meal found in the heart of africa

click clock: "come try my monkey slab my wife made"

click clock 2:"ew this is shit fuck you you faggot"

by monkeyslablicka February 12, 2024

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Black Monkey

A slur where people infer African American's and Monkeys are the same thing. Their "reasoning" Black -> the color of a monkey's fur -> Africans are black 99% of the time -> Blacks = Monkeys

Person 1 - "well well well of course those black monkeys bought a used hellcat."

Person 2 - "black monkeys? Don't you mean African Americans?"

Person 1 - "same thing, yip yap."

by NotPoiix February 13, 2024

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Cracker Monkey

A person that is 50/50 of white and black.

Look at dat Cracker Monkey

by Wafflestompin06 February 15, 2024

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A game played on the David Letterman Show where an audience member would be shown a picture of either Donald Trump or a monkey with the face covered and just the hair on top of the head exposed. The player had to guess, based solely on the hair, if it was a picture of Donald Trump or of a monkey.

This was during the time when Donald Trump was on “The Apprentice”.

Know your cuts of meat and Trump or monkey were my favorite games on the David Letterman Show.

by W.R.Slade February 16, 2024

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