Jack bastard

A well known saying in the mpgs ops room at diggers that is said all the time describing a certain serviceman.

You jack bastard matt always looking after yourself and not considering anyone else

You jack bastard matt eat all our expensive biscuits and then bring cheap rich tea in

You jack bastard matt let everyone else do all the work and then offee to help after it's all done

by 5IC August 25, 2017

Jack Kelly

A handsome, heroically charismatic plain-spoken, know-nothing, skirt-chasing, cocky little son of a-

Lie down with dogs and you’ll wake up with a raise and a promotion!

Person A : Dzsah-
Person B : Jack Kelly? Is that you?

by DE WOILD IS YER ERSTER March 31, 2025

jack bros

The only decent game Atlus has ever made

Pedophile: Dude, have you played Persona 5? It's my favorite game.

Contributer to society: ew, talk to me after you get bitches from playing Jack Bros.

by Garfeldi April 24, 2022

Jack Hansen

Really tall guy who gets into drama 24/7. Hold onto your retention fee, because you'll need a lawyer after he's done with you. I loved his Spanish class.

Boy that Jack Hansen fellow sure is litigious (unreasonably prone to go to law to settle disputes.
"our increasingly litigious society").

by Chillbloney February 15, 2023

Jack

hello im jack and actually blind abt seeing peoples house and my house in roblox

people:WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!? Jack:Oh s*it i thought this was my house

by rblx jack May 15, 2022

Jack

Jack is the worst person you could ever meet and is a huge smartass. Nobody would ever want to talk to a Jack. Except for Jonah. Because Jonah has loved since the day we met. Jack is a daddy. Yay.

JACK IS THE MOST AMAZING PERSONNNN.

by JonahFate524 June 11, 2018

Jack

Jack is the kindest person ever. He is always wanting to make other people happy and sometimes forgets that he needs to be happy in order to make others happy. He is truely the nicest, good looking, sweetest, encouraging, resilient, compassionate, empathetic guy you will ever meet. He is literally good at EVERYTHING, even tho he denies it, he really is the best thing that will ever happen to you. He is fantastic at musical things and extremely good at sports. You are soooo lucky to have someone like a jack in your life because he will make you smile, even if he’s giving the saddest news in the world. His smile lights up your world and his eyes are gorgeous, light blue in colour. Jacks are very rare and you need to show how much they mean to you a lot because they deserve to know how much they mean to you. They need to be appreciated.

Girl 1: “who’s that?”
Girl 2: “that’s a jack I can tell by his smile.”

by I care about u December 25, 2019