CUNTED

when you’re absolutely fucked, completely shit faced, you’re just so fucking cunted that you tweetus deletus

Swaggersouls said: *it's 5am and I'm absolutely cunted*

by sunromantic March 23, 2019

corps storage cunt slam

When you're in high school, dating the head of inventory for JROTC and get absolutely railed in the supply closet on top of the uniforms for the entire school.

Jesus Christ, check getting the corps storage cunt slam off my bucket list

by RodJammerMS February 5, 2024

Dry wall cunt

A women that is such a cunt that her super cunt powers can make a man put his fist threw a wall destroying the drywall...

Jeez, that Kirsten sure is a dry wall cunt.. better look out! She's such a bitch. Fuck that dry wall cunt!

by Dr wankinyoureye May 29, 2021

cunt with a spoon

when a woman of british decent has a curved receptacle utensil (preferably comically large and wooden, as if it could be used for paddling)

man 1: knock knock
man 2: who's there?
man 1: orange
man 2: orange who?
man 1: cunt with a spoon

by salviesez May 10, 2021

Cunt

1. Someone who should REALLY just fuck right off.

2. A womans pussy.

1. “Man josh is such a cunt.”

2. “Dude I want to fuck her cunt till its gone”

by @bonezacha August 22, 2022

Cunting McGoo

A pseudonym used to describe a person's aloof and/or unaware love interest. Especially in the case that the love interests' real name is not known, and the person will literally not shut up about them.

"Jesus, Jon won't shut up about his new Cunting McGoo for some reason, and it's getting annoying."

by Suq_Madiik October 25, 2014

skitz cunt

fucken crazy and fucked

"im about to sink this cone"

"this is going to be so skitz cunt!"

by 420 gang August 17, 2023