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The Turbo Jack

The act of shoving a remote control toy car up your lonely, hairy ass. You then use the remote and drive the car further up your ass while the other hand slides up and down your cock. Make sure to use dish soap as lube. Simply cum 8 times in a row, shove your hand back up your ass and gently remove the toy car (if ass is dry, use your own cum to lubricate the lonely, hairy asshole).
Yo I’m so lonely I resorted to doing The Turbo Jack. Took me 4 hours to finish the process but worth it in the end because my sister enjoyed watching.
by mali69 August 21, 2024
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Jack 18 Call Me The Rizzard Of Oz

Jack 18, Call me the Rizzard of oz, let me work my magic
500k+ subs on yt, side hobby
Is the tinder profile for a famous YouTuber called Chezitoo
Person 1: have you seen Jack 18 call me the Rizzard of oz?

Person 2: oh pointcrow?
by Chezitoes August 28, 2024
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Jack Li

Damn Jack Li is complaining about his 98% again
by K-POP Smoke September 16, 2024
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Cracker Jacking

The white person version of nigger rigging, as in fixing something up in an unorthodox manner regardless of how it looks.
Person1: "What term do you use for a white person pulling a nigger rig?"

Person2: "Cracker Jacking"
by Godzilla2019 October 7, 2024
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Jack Mckenna

Jack Mckenna is the king of Dh7. He owns brandon and durham and england and europe and the world. He gets loads of ladies and they often suck him dry.
by not jack mckenna October 14, 2024
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Jack

A retard ass nigger that was likely raped when he was young. If you want your child to be an absolute retard, and quadruple the likelihood they will be raped by an uncle, naming them Jack is your #1 choice! The uncles of jacks are usually not reported, and many experts do not see the correlation between the name and rapings, however, closer inspection upon instances of unreported rapes suggests that most Jacks enjoy being raped, and chooses not to report so they can be raped in the future. In some rare cases, Jacks will attempt to reach more pedophiles through their uncles.
Bob: “Hey do you know Jack?”
Alex: “oh that retard ass nigger who’s asshole diameter is 45cm?”
by Eva Elfie October 16, 2024
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Jack in the Box

What? You never Jack in the Box'ed in a drive thru?
by BeatleBabe007 October 16, 2024
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