parkway central high school

Parkway Central has to be one of the most scandalous schools in the entire state of Missouri. Majority of the white kids are racist and will smile in your face and then call you a “jungle monkey nigger bitch” behind your back so stay safe. Parkway Central is also known for the weirdo hoes that let’s their dog eat their disgusting cooter on camera as well as people who think it’s a good idea to fuck one another’s boyfriend. Let’s not forget to mention how some of the most disgusting, hateful white bitches in American go to parkway. The white boys there are also very gay on the dl and the football team is the worst in the state. Lastly the niggas there are also delusional asf and 100% bitch made.

Shout to some of the pretty girls tho!!

The moral of the story is Parkway Central is ass.

-therealest&theillest<3
“what school you go to?”
“parkway central high school”
*awkward silence*
by sincerelytherealest<3 November 23, 2021
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Rogers heritage high school

Rogers heritage high school is a tuff weird jail school where all the crack heads go and slutty girls like “Kassandra” haha but yes heritage is a school you don’t wanna go because it’s full of black people and if they see you wearing a piece of clothing that’s nice or when you bring food, expect them to start surrounding you for a bite of the food because they are one hungry monkeys aka Bam Bam!
Rogers heritage high school
Sucks
Monkeys
by 805Man November 06, 2019
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Oxford area high school

Oxford area high school is a shitty place to learn and make friends, everyone in that school are dumbasf and the staff is complete ass, fuck oxford fuck wendle.
Oxford area high school is complete bullshit
by lyvia.michele August 04, 2022
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emerson high school

emerson high school looks like a college and none of the teachers do their job besides dresscoding little girls for no reason. All the teachers are pregnant for sum reason and the assignments are way too easy. also, too many white girls and Indians there
U go to emerson high school? You’re either white or indian
by dn is life October 20, 2021
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Denison high school

The worst school in Texas. The teachers and principals are dumb, and dress code for no reason. They’re racially motivated and all smell like sweaty nuts. There’s so many pick me girls who nobody even likes. The guys are dumb and all smell like 10 cans of bounce that ass. The only thing good about Denison is battle of the axe because we’re cold asf, and Sherman sucks. And most of the staff and administration are Pedos. Also the coach don’t send no softie.
“You go to Denison high school ?” ..” yeah “ “ did you hear about the coach who doesn’t send no softies?”
by Ladollabean September 17, 2021
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McEwen High School

A high school in the middle of nowhere. Known for producing graduating classes of both people who can't spell their own name and people who have trouble understanding what the phrase "unfinished homework" means. All the band's instruments are broken, all the cheerleaders are secretly rooting for the other team, and the teachers just want the torture to end.
McEwen High School is your average, everyday-- annnd you stole my lungs.
by MyChemicalFallOutSiren March 16, 2017
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Spring Hill High School

A wild place in Eastern Kansas where you can see the basic white girl in her natural habitat. Where all the girls think they're country because they think Sam Hunt and Thomas Rhett are hot. A place where more white people say the n word in an hour than Samuel L Jackson did in Pulp Fiction. A place where vapers think they run the school. Where boys vandalize the bathroom because they think it's funny.
Man 1: Why's the bathroom locked?
Man 2: Some dumbass from Spring Hill tried to take the mirror off the wall.
Man 1: What an idiot.

Man 1: I smell cotton candy! There must be a fair nearby!
Man 2: No, that's just the douches at Spring Hill High School who think it's cool to vape.
Man 1: What a bunch of assholes.
by Timmy Shea November 27, 2019
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