shifty nuts

When you're nuts a to dry and stiff, and the shrink of size

sergio: man....how am I gonna get my girl tonight if my shifty nuts won't go away....

by RektbyamateK July 5, 2017

nut kisses

When 2 gay men are having sexual intercourse and they touch the tips of their penises together. Not usually done in a sexual way, more so romantic.

James Charles and Grayson Dolan gave each other nut kisses in bed to show their love for each other.

by fantagingerlover69 July 29, 2018

Honey Nut

That sticky piss you get after you cum or get wet.

Bro, I just totally honey nutted in the John!

by Mr. Justaguy July 31, 2021

Nut Ninja

Noun. A person who has gotten away with ejaculating in public more than 50 times.

Guy 1"Bro did Chad get his certificate yet?"

Guy 2"for what?"

Guy 1"He's gotten away with fapping in the Wendy's so many times he can be eligible for a Nut Ninja Certificate"

by Sybr767 October 22, 2020

Nut

Australian slang for no well kinda the meaning is that it's a ha4d nut to crack

You still mates with him.. NUT

by TAV-OH June 25, 2024

nuts on par

A) To be equally as crazy as another person.
B) Just crazy enough.

Josh and Samantha are nuts on par. They both fight about the stupidest shit.

That's nuts on par enough to work.

by Alfred July 24, 2008

Deez nuts

Clyde

Man, deez nuts are so small.

by anonymous October 11, 2022