by ur momma.com August 9, 2022

Those friends that only use you when they need something or when they have nothing else to do.
TYPES OF FAKE FRIENDS
1) The User
The one that uses you for popularity or more friends or for money. That friend that was so sweet, shy and nice at first then turns into a real bitch after they get into the circle. (STAY AWAY, THERE TIME WILL COME)
2) The Two Faced
That 'FRIEND' that is so nice to your face and then goes running away to talk shit about you when you have done nothing wrong. And when your in a group or around popular peole they completely ignore your existence. (FUCK THEM)
3) The Drifter
The so called 'friends' that only talks to you when they need something or want something, like for money, a ride, or anything in general but completely ignores you when they dont want anything (AT THE MOMENT).
Please guys stay away from these people, everyone will soon realise who they really are and they will be loners and very hated. Be yourself and be kind and a good friend and if you really want to just scream at them and completely expose them because 99.99999% of the time they deserve it and need to hear it. THEY ARE BITCHES AND YOUR BETTER THEN THEM !!!!!!!!!!
The 'friend' that o
TYPES OF FAKE FRIENDS
1) The User
The one that uses you for popularity or more friends or for money. That friend that was so sweet, shy and nice at first then turns into a real bitch after they get into the circle. (STAY AWAY, THERE TIME WILL COME)
2) The Two Faced
That 'FRIEND' that is so nice to your face and then goes running away to talk shit about you when you have done nothing wrong. And when your in a group or around popular peole they completely ignore your existence. (FUCK THEM)
3) The Drifter
The so called 'friends' that only talks to you when they need something or want something, like for money, a ride, or anything in general but completely ignores you when they dont want anything (AT THE MOMENT).
Please guys stay away from these people, everyone will soon realise who they really are and they will be loners and very hated. Be yourself and be kind and a good friend and if you really want to just scream at them and completely expose them because 99.99999% of the time they deserve it and need to hear it. THEY ARE BITCHES AND YOUR BETTER THEN THEM !!!!!!!!!!
The 'friend' that o
"Wow, she`s so rude! She completely ditched me for the popular group! We used to be so close but now she thinks shes better then everyone else. I HATE HER, SHES SUCH A FAKE FRIENDS! "
by Monty - The Real Talk December 3, 2019

Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.
John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun
by Bello Profugho November 7, 2020

After traveling together for several months, Krille, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan had formed a tight-knit bond. They had been through many adventures and had always been there to support each other in times of need.
One day, as they were walking through a bustling market, they came across a new group of furry creatures. The creatures were led by Baltazaar, a charismatic leader who had a way with words.
Krille was immediately drawn to the group, which seemed to share his love for all things furry and feline. Baltazaar welcomed Krille with open arms, and Krille felt as though he had found a new family.
At first, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan were happy for Krille. They understood his love for furry creatures and didn't want to stand in the way of his happiness. But as time passed, they began to feel left out.
Krille would spend more and more time with Baltazaar and his group, leaving the trio behind. Malte, Vilmer, and Johan tried to talk to Krille about their concerns, but he seemed oblivious to their feelings.
One day, as they were walking through a bustling market, they came across a new group of furry creatures. The creatures were led by Baltazaar, a charismatic leader who had a way with words.
Krille was immediately drawn to the group, which seemed to share his love for all things furry and feline. Baltazaar welcomed Krille with open arms, and Krille felt as though he had found a new family.
At first, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan were happy for Krille. They understood his love for furry creatures and didn't want to stand in the way of his happiness. But as time passed, they began to feel left out.
Krille would spend more and more time with Baltazaar and his group, leaving the trio behind. Malte, Vilmer, and Johan tried to talk to Krille about their concerns, but he seemed oblivious to their feelings.
Eventually, Krille made the decision to leave the trio and join Baltazaar's group permanently. Malte, Vilmer, and Johan were heartbroken, but they knew that they couldn't force Krille to stay.
As they said their goodbyes, Krille promised that he would always remember the adventures they had shared together. Malte, Vilmer, and Johan watched as Krille walked away, feeling a sense of loss and sadness.
Despite the pain of Krille's departure, the trio knew that they had to continue on with their adventures. They vowed to keep each other close and to always be there for one another, no matter what challenges they might face.
And so, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan set off on a new journey, ready to face whatever lay ahead. They knew that the road ahead would be difficult, but they also knew that they had each other, and that was enough to give them the strength to carry on.
(Baltazaar's Furry friends took great care of Krille and who knows maybe they meet again?)
As they said their goodbyes, Krille promised that he would always remember the adventures they had shared together. Malte, Vilmer, and Johan watched as Krille walked away, feeling a sense of loss and sadness.
Despite the pain of Krille's departure, the trio knew that they had to continue on with their adventures. They vowed to keep each other close and to always be there for one another, no matter what challenges they might face.
And so, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan set off on a new journey, ready to face whatever lay ahead. They knew that the road ahead would be difficult, but they also knew that they had each other, and that was enough to give them the strength to carry on.
(Baltazaar's Furry friends took great care of Krille and who knows maybe they meet again?)
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023

Hym "You know what this chick said to me the other day? She said 'If you don't agree with me on abortion, we aren't friends.' MY response to that statement is 'We weren't friends in the first place. You are in love with Tyrone and I'm HIS 'friend' and you associate with me because I associate with him.' My stance on this should have been made clear by now. Be friends with the niggas you fucked instead of me. And if killing babies is better then not have sex then A LOT of things are better than not having sex. You know and I know that we were not friends."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2022

If someone were to say they had an "Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friend" it would mean that the two were beyond friends, even beyond best friends. It would mean that these to people like each other. In other words, these people are sus. Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friends are typically of the same gender and usually two boys. However, they could be two people of another gender as well.
Guy #1: "Man, Zach and Jesus used to be Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friends, I don't know what happened."
Guy #2: "Yeah bro, I don't know. But, Krystoff and Avery are Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friends, Just a little less recently."
Guy #2: "Yeah bro, I don't know. But, Krystoff and Avery are Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friends, Just a little less recently."
by Some Weird Random Dude December 21, 2021

(UK) A person who has or is suspected of having unhealthy sexual ambitions. Derived from Jimmy Savile, a British TV presenter who was exposed as an abuser of hundreds of children after his death in 2012.
A: Who's that fella always hanging round outside the off-licence?
B: Pervy Pete? He gives me the creeps as well - always buying underage kids booze. Friend of Savile's if ever I saw one.
A: Tsk tsk.
B: Pervy Pete? He gives me the creeps as well - always buying underage kids booze. Friend of Savile's if ever I saw one.
A: Tsk tsk.
by BoneheadedDinosaur November 25, 2013
