McDonalds Bag

Bag full of used condoms. Usually for the intended use of savoring the aroma.

DAM I HAD A TOUGH DAY, I NEED A SNIFF OF THAT MCDONALDS BAG

by Redheadlover999 November 29, 2024

Surprise Bag

The act of ejaculating into your hand after direct intercourse from behind, and smearing it into your partners face without warning. A customary shout of "SURPRISE" should follow

Chris 1: "Man, my girlfriend is really pissing me off"

Chris 2: "You should tell her off!"

Chris 1: "I'll just give her a Surprise Bag"

Chris 3: "SURPRISE!!"

by Mr.Watch and Game June 17, 2011

fidooche bag

One in a fiduciary position who abuses their power with the specific intent of grooming.

“Did you have Mr. Schmanganese for senior-level chemistry?”
“Yeah, he bought me some edibles and lululemon shit then said he could give me stoich help.”
“What a fidooche bag!”

by The Rawdog March 8, 2024

Dud bag

A bag of chips that looks full but is only half air and half chips

I got a bag of chips and I'm so annoyed because it is a dud bag

by Squishyboy101 August 2, 2017

Bag-Tag

A game played primarily by Canadians where one player restrains another by the arms and waits for another player to attempt to strike the testicles of the victim, whilst saying "where's that bag" repeatedly. This is usually done by surprise and without consent of the victim. This game has been popularized by the Canadian television show "Just Passing Through".

"I was hanging out with my Canadian brothers the other day until they surprised my with a nice game of Bag-Tag. Needless to say, my nuts have never been the same."

by Fancymonocleguy September 21, 2016

bag fumblage

the noun version of the verb 'to fumble the bag'

that guy's dick was right there you coulda had it. major bag fumblage if ive seen it

by faggotyies February 20, 2024

european soldier bag

A man purse or murse. Also, comenly reffered to as a sathcel. Different from a back pack or book bag in that it usually only has one strap. Can be carried over the shoulder or cross body, like a messanger bag (even worse than over the shoulder, if you can imagine). In a few rare instances, the strap may only allow it to be carried using just one hand, like a PURSE. Unless you are actually from Europe & still in Europe (and even then I would question it), the "ESB" is completely unacceptable. Usually, carrying one will undoubtedly have you mistaken as being gay.

Progressive commercial where the man is accused carrying the ladies purse, NOPE it's actually a european soldier bag bought by the wife.

The Hangover, "It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel, Idiana Jones wears one." NO DUDE, it's a ESB. thanks.

by Textmessagebreakup August 4, 2011