love at first sight

1. Complete and utter bullshit. Often used by 2 people who have been together for an extensive period of time to describe the day they first met.

2. A male euphemism for "Nice *insert female body part here*"

" ... and when I turned around, I saw Mike standing there. When our eyes met, it was love at first sight. I knew from that moment he was gonna be the man I married."

by Insanity September 21, 2005

i love you

8 leters to spell love, funny 8 letters in bullshit too.

bby, i love you forever. (beep beep bullshit alert)

by kayluhhh March 6, 2008

one love box

when a guy buys his girlfriend "the box" from raising canes, gets napkins and writes a love letter on them, puts the napkins in a box words up, and brings it to his girlfriend without her knowing what's going on.

guy 1: what's a good gift to give my girlfriend, dude?
guy 2: what's her favorite fast food place?
guy 1: raising canes, why?
guy 2: get her a "one love box"
guy 1: what's that?
guy 2: you buy her "the box" from canes then get napkins and write a love letter on them. my girl loved it man!
guy 1: thanks dude!

by utohamadeus November 30, 2010

Mexican Love Bat

A type of weapon originating from Mexico. Used to bash people, but in far worse ways than the standard baseball bat. A Mexican Love Bat consists of a normal baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire, and than covered in superglue and broken glass. Although little glass remains after a few hits of a soft fleshy target, the barbed wire will still give the person being hit a spiky delight.

That guy just stole my pot, let's show him the Mexican Love Bat.

by TheCanadianGuy2 June 24, 2009

my true love

My true love is the one in your life that everybody needs! He/she is sexy, kind, funny and they are the one your gonna spend the rest of your life with, have kids with and get married to!! This is something that everybody needs so go out there and find your true love

Girl~hey I love you! Your my true love and always will be
Boy~ yes baby, I love you and you will always be my true love forever and ever

by Abigail palmer May 22, 2017

Love at first Text

With today's technology, say one of your friends gives you a girls number and you start texting her. You end up talking to her all day and you feel like you actually love her because of who you think you know. This kind of love may or in most cases will not work out.

Guy: Holy crap dude this girl is like so freaking amazing i feel like i'm in love!
Friend (M/F): Dude that's awesome where did you meet her?
Guy:uhhhhhh i never actually "met" her but we like texted all day today!!
Friend:......WOW!! So instead of love at first sight it was love at first text?

by Alex Bogart March 8, 2009

Herbie The Love bug

A movie starring Herbie made in 1969. The top grossing fim of the year, it even beat "Rambo: First blood II" The first movie in a series of four starring the bug, and the last of these four was released in 1980. Yes, this is the same Herbie from the 2005 movie, Herbie Fully Loaded. Fully loaded had differences in the font of the 53, but the were correct in making the stripe decals. And the Stripes should have gone over the soft top, not skipping it. For more information about Herbie, You can visit the Herbie The Love Bug Fan Club and Historical Society at www.herbiemania.com or for other info, www.lovebugfans.com

This is a movie, NOT an expression. Please ignore the incorrect definition above.

"Hey, did you see 'The Love Bug' yet?"

" yeah, Herbie The Love bug was Great!"

by Herbiefan1 December 26, 2008