Twinkle fingers

Someone who tippy taps on the computer for a salaried job in HR or similar fields.

Oh look! Twinkle fingers sent his one email for the day

by 5539kk March 25, 2024

finger-dick

when you can’t fuck with your penis because it’s limp so you put your fingers under your cock to keep it in

“use your fingers to help your dick fuck”

“i was too soft so I finger-dicked her”

by ashdgg March 28, 2024

Jimmy Fingers

An elderly northern punk rocker who steals other people’s music

Jimmy Fingers has been at it again…
What!

Stealing yet another bands music?
Yep he couldn’t write a tune if it fucked him.
What a cunt!

by PhewNomenal March 28, 2024

Fingers Mcgee

Someone who won't stop finger banging everything in sight.

Anthony is a real Fingers McGee! He won't stop finger banging those analyzers

by Bgwhzy1983 September 23, 2025

popping your fingers

How some people might say, "snapping your fingers".

Hey ashole! Yeah you!! Stop popping your fingers already; I hate that shit!!!

by Telephony2 September 29, 2025

Cambodian Finger Trap

Requires 2 or more men. One man will insert his finger into the other man’s urethra and vise versa. You’ll both then try to pull your finger out, but the pain will cause the urethra to clench down on the finger.

Hunter: Wow, Keith, I can’t believe you won the big game last night!

Keith: Yeah, back in Miami I was known as the Cambodian Finger Trap King.

Hunter: Wow, no wonder I’m numb.

by BigThunk October 20, 2025

Thin Finger Syndrome

The change of one's human body, whom fingers may be exceedingly distraught and over-grown. TFS (Thin Finger Syndrome) has been linked to many body dysfunctions, tied to pale skin, greasy head or hair strands, excessive hyperpigmentation, and even social anxiety. Majority of TFS cases have been linked to an extraordinarily large thumb limb.

Wow, Joshua's fingers are extremely long, you might have TFS, a rare case of large fingers that look like spaghetti.

Guys, my friend Josh has Thin Finger Syndrome. It is a special condition!

by Thin Finger Syndrome October 21, 2025