Central Ohio Finger Trap

A game played in which one friend sticks a finger up the anus of a friend who clenches, attempting to keep the finger “trapped”. Developed in central rural Ohio, the game has quickly become a cult favorite.
Jim: I’m just bored out of my mind!
Clark: Wanna do some Central Ohio Finger Traps?
Jim: I suppose.
by CentralOhioGuy February 6, 2024
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4 fingers up

Putting 4 fingers up when posing for a picture means that you don’t have a fucking clue wtf you doing.
Mark put 4 fingers up, he probably homosexual as well.
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Herman Mean Finger XIV

An old 50ish year old dude who is actually the sexiest man you’ll ever come across. Turns men gay upon eye contact. Has the eyes of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. Probably plays bass like the magnificent specimen he is. Has a beard trimmed into an almighty square that perfectly complements his orgasmic jawline. Wears a sick ass fedora without looking cringe. By far, the most based, gigachad, longest schlongiest human being you’ll ever experience.
Dude #1; “Hey man, I’m starting a cult for Herman Mean Finger XIV, wanna join?”
Dude #2; “Hell fucking yes I do.”
Woman with large tits #1; “Fuuccckkkk Herman Mean Finger XIV oh fuckkkk I’m cominggggggg.”
Woman with large tots #2; “Oooooh me toooooo fuckkk.”
by HermanMeanFingerXIVWorshiper November 3, 2022
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Fingering Handshake

When giving a handskade, you put your middle and index finger into the other persons hand and "finger" it

Meaning: it means that you wanna have sexual intercourse with the person you're doing it to, if they do it back, it means they are in on it
(fingering handshake)

I finger handshaked Jenny and she also wanted to fuck!
by XxBreadmakerxX April 3, 2018
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:pile of fingers:

1)WTF

2) what do you mean?
3)are you taking me by a fool?

used in italy and in argentina, guess un USA too. Called pile of fingers. is an educated gesture, not gross either
Argentinian from an italian heritage: i do not know how can you live without having the :pile of fingers: gesture for awkward situations!
American from an italian heritage: :pile of fingers:

Argentinian from an italian heritage: god bless mother Italy
by pablo madryn July 12, 2021
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Funk Fingers

When you stick your finger(s) up a person's bum and it comes out smelling of excrement.
"After doing some anal play with my girlfriend, I had to wash my hands before making a sandwich or else it would smell like funk fingers"
by zeeon doodlebob October 10, 2019
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