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dirty humberto

A distant cousin of the dirty sanchez

A mexican male inserts his penis into a female vagina whilst simultaneously inserting a jalepeno pepper into her anus. He then inserts his penis into her ass shoving the pepper down and smashing it up. He then has her shit out the pepper and whatever else and smears it on her upper lip and chin. He then yells "arriba" and smacks her across the face.

A man of latino descent named "Humberto" who does not shower regularly.

A dirty sanchez performed after a woman has eaten spicey food and taken a dump.

Any mexican named Humberto
My buddy Jose Guadalupe Rodriguez performed a dirty humberto on his girl last night. Apparently she was not impressed.

My buddy Humberto hasn't showered in a month.
by Makar Cerelador January 16, 2014
mugGet the dirty humbertomug.

Dirty Diaz

When someone is so black out drunk they are not aware of their doings and in the middle of a drunken stooper they shit in a near by closet.
by Dirty Diaz Him Self... February 14, 2012
mugGet the Dirty Diazmug.

Dirty Dime

Dirty Dime is a nickname. A dime is a hot chick, known to be a 10/10. Dirty meaning this chick is very good in bed; satisfies her man and knows how to have fun.
Honey, you are a dime. No, actually a dirty dime suits you better.
by Rox@nne May 17, 2014
mugGet the Dirty Dimemug.

Dirty Annabelle

Dirty Annabelle is when a girl shits bees.
“ Mom! Mom! I just did a dirty Annabelle in my new pants!”
by Crankybuzz June 21, 2020
mugGet the Dirty Annabellemug.

Dirty Marin

Hey that’s a dirty Marin
by Moist Man69 April 22, 2020
mugGet the Dirty Marinmug.

Dirty Needle

The female equivalent of Eskimo Brothers. This is when two friends sleep with the same guy.
They both hooked up with that guy. They shared a dirty needle.
by Maderous June 15, 2011
mugGet the Dirty Needlemug.

Dirty Ava

Someone who licks toes then proceeds to stick those toes into their anus creating a magical orgasm. After this is completed they will then clean their toes with their mouths
Oh wow dude I think I’m gonna get a dirty Ava tonight
by Charlotte_wassupp December 7, 2020
mugGet the Dirty Avamug.

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