Someone who licks toes then proceeds to stick those toes into their anus creating a magical orgasm. After this is completed they will then clean their toes with their mouths
by Charlotte_wassupp December 07, 2020
A distant cousin of the dirty sanchez
A mexican male inserts his penis into a female vagina whilst simultaneously inserting a jalepeno pepper into her anus. He then inserts his penis into her ass shoving the pepper down and smashing it up. He then has her shit out the pepper and whatever else and smears it on her upper lip and chin. He then yells "arriba" and smacks her across the face.
A man of latino descent named "Humberto" who does not shower regularly.
A dirty sanchez performed after a woman has eaten spicey food and taken a dump.
Any mexican named Humberto
A mexican male inserts his penis into a female vagina whilst simultaneously inserting a jalepeno pepper into her anus. He then inserts his penis into her ass shoving the pepper down and smashing it up. He then has her shit out the pepper and whatever else and smears it on her upper lip and chin. He then yells "arriba" and smacks her across the face.
A man of latino descent named "Humberto" who does not shower regularly.
A dirty sanchez performed after a woman has eaten spicey food and taken a dump.
Any mexican named Humberto
My buddy Jose Guadalupe Rodriguez performed a dirty humberto on his girl last night. Apparently she was not impressed.
My buddy Humberto hasn't showered in a month.
My buddy Humberto hasn't showered in a month.
by Makar Cerelador January 16, 2014
by Crankybuzz June 21, 2020
a straight bombshell who is very respectable and as smart as albert einstein. also referred to as mother theresa and the best comedian ever.
by abhahajaj April 14, 2020
When a guy twists his dick around in a women’s vagina then the man gets on a ceiling fan and sprays cum everywhere
by Gharley01 December 21, 2021
noun - during the act of intercourse on a beach, pulling out and dipping the male unit into the sand, it has now become a dirty breadstick
aka a screaming pelican
aka a screaming pelican
by David McQuade February 15, 2008