Dick Fingers

Mainly used when referring to your apprentice or anyone of or is lacking the appropriate hand skills to perform the job or task adequately.

"Dick fingers over here can't even put a fucking light bulb in for fuck sakes."

by Bigfakedognuts July 13, 2021

3 fingers up

If you are loyal to 1 table tennis boy

look she did the 3 fingers up ,she love you

by capyslay February 12, 2023

fecal fingered

When one of your co-workers at your firm takes the communal Boston Globe newspaper from the firm's library with him to the mens room, then proceeds to take a massive, stench-ridden, vomit-inducing dump, and exits the stall with the Globe under his arm and fails to wash his poo-ridden hands.

Dude, do not touch the Globe in the library today. Sid fecal fingered it. He read it while shitting and then never washed his hands after wiping his massive ass.

by Ballz Dee February 5, 2009

3 fingers up

means u need a hug from hanka

Oliver put 3 fingers up everyday.

by nzxzty April 18, 2022

Fiddle Fingers Frenzy

The insatiable desire to pleasure oneself in a very aggressive and uncontrollable manner with a vagina. It's like your hand has a mind of its own and is on a mission to find pleasure at all costs.

Ariadna was cruising into work while self operating her Tesla. Suddenly she was overcome by the urge to engage in a Fiddle fingers frenzy. Full Self Driving mode was activated and multiple orgasms were achieved. Ariadna made it to work on top and stress free.

by SwolePoleDad July 24, 2024

Finger Dunkin

The act of Dunkin’ yo fingers

Took a girl out, and got down to finger dunking

by Eric Fleishman September 2, 2022

Finger

Let me guess, you were looking to get more horny than you already are now go fuck yourself. :)

Miles: “oh yeah man, my middle finger is smaller than my point finger!”

Dave: “oh mines bigger want me to show you? ;)”

by Ur m0m :d December 1, 2021