Jesus time

When you declare Jesus time there is no cussing and no shenanigans .

Guy 1: That little mother fuc...
Guy 2: It’s Jesus time.
Guy 1: Ok.

by Hamburgerblobfish May 10, 2019

hood time

Describes a loose or perhaps non-existent schedule in which objectives are met under relaxed time constraints, usually give or take an hour, or maybe 6 if someone passes out.

I called Jessica this morning but she operates on hood time, so she'll probably be here after sun down.

by bazzlebabs July 14, 2018

Time Force

A branch of the military that goes through time to fix issues.

I cannot believe the Time Force just believes that I'm gonna rob that bank in 3 years! They put me on trial! That was an alternate variant of myself from another timeline in the multiverse! The butterfly effect has caused me to be a differnt person since the dawn of time in that one! I would never rob a bank.. I wasn't planning on it.. I PROMISE

by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021

Punt Time

A software project management term. "Punt Time" is defined as the total time spent across the team in not doing the work. For example, if a developer opens up the issue, reads it, talks to a few people about it, and then decides to work on something else instead, the time spent doing these activities adds to the Punt Time for the issue.

The Punt Time of that bug got so damn large that I decided to just fix the bug so that I can stop attending meetings about it.

by sarzia November 18, 2020

Toya's Time

A song where Toya Aoyagi sings a version of My Time, and Sunny dies

have you listened to Toya's Time?

by kayplayzfan2020 February 20, 2023

one on me time

Used to express "me time," but played off of the phrase "one on one time."

Girl 1: Hey, what are you up to tonight?

Girl 2: It's been such a busy week, I really need some one on me time.

by jezzabezz July 21, 2010

screen time fallacy

The misconception that a robot or AI's behavior can be attributed to excessive "screen time", similar to how it affects human children, ignoring the fundamental differences in programming, autonomy, and design between machines and humans. It's just a matter of coincidence that such humanoid robot was conceived and "born" at a lab with as many screens as a sci-fi spaceship.

Blaming the humanoid robot's inappropriate actions on a 'screen time fallacy' is just ridiculous; it’s not like it was sitting in front of an iPad binging brainrot contents!

by Emotional Cruiser October 16, 2025