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monkey

to tell someone or something that they are stupid
FLOWER POT U MONKEY!!!!!
by eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaeeeeeeeeaeaea January 29, 2023
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Maal Monkey

Origin: Amazon Jungle
Of the 4,200 that survived the fire in the Amazon Jungle 1000 years ago
Apart of a very unique yet diverse
“That Maal Monkey NFT is sick, high & wearing a karate suit, I rate this fully”
by H The Maal Mentor November 23, 2022
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Circus Monkey

Circus Monkey -- a large penis. A dick-head.
Spank him like a Circus Monkey. Slap him in the balls.
by Jazzbones10 March 18, 2017
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Shock the monkey

Overwhelming the brain and body through unusual shocks layered upon the usual stress of life
When you receive last-minute changes to a file that must be submitted to the printer today and the printer's wife is in the hospital undergoing a heart procedure and you've also just begun getting up and hour earlier, you take your laptop to the couch with an extra coffee because you don't want to shock the monkey.
by Okay_YetAnotherMonkey January 26, 2024
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Fuck Monkey Butt

When your so desperate that you will fuck anything, including a monkey
Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...
by Jellotin Desert September 6, 2009
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Monkey Booty

When something does not make sense
Being arrested for that is monkey booty
by Talon Critton August 17, 2024
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