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Jesus Bagging

When your cross necklace repeatedly smacks a girl in the face as you’re having sex
Her mom thinks I’m a nice boy cause I wear a cross… she don’t know I’m gonna be Jesus bagging her daughter with that cross later.
by Julbean13 August 5, 2023
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Crap Bag

A poor attempt at insulting someone, usually spoken by a child who’s losing a game of Roblox.
“AGGGH! I got killed again! He’s being such a crap bag!” *throws tablet*
by sockhorse January 20, 2021
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McDonalds Bag

Bag full of used condoms. Usually for the intended use of savoring the aroma.
DAM I HAD A TOUGH DAY, I NEED A SNIFF OF THAT MCDONALDS BAG
by Redheadlover999 November 29, 2024
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Surprise Bag

The act of ejaculating into your hand after direct intercourse from behind, and smearing it into your partners face without warning. A customary shout of "SURPRISE" should follow
Chris 1: "Man, my girlfriend is really pissing me off"

Chris 2: "You should tell her off!"

Chris 1: "I'll just give her a Surprise Bag"

Chris 3: "SURPRISE!!"
by Mr.Watch and Game June 17, 2011
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My Bag

The term "my bag" is the 1930s original pronunciation of the more recent "my bad" mispronunciation from the 1980s. It means "my mistake, my fault, my apologies". The two pronunciations coexisted for about 15 years till roughly 1995. The Millennials never knew the original term.

"My bag" was a phrase used when playing a game of spades. In the game, you must for-tell how many "books" or hands you would take. It was called a "bag" if you went over that number. It was a courtesy to claim your mistake by saying "My Bag" if you were playing with a partner.

Spades came out of the Midwestern United States in the late 1930s. It was said to have been invented by college students who enjoyed both Whist and Bridge. They were looking for a fast-paced game that was competitive and strategic. The game slowly spread to other college campuses. It didn't take off until WWII brought so much of America's youth into the military. Because the game was portable, could be played by small groups, and could often be played in less than twenty minutes, its popularity mushroomed. You can still find the game online.

"My Bag," meaning "My Mistake," should not be confused with "Not My Bag." meaning "Not My Thing." or "What's Your Bag?" meaning "What's Your Problem?"
My bag, I thought I sent you an invitation.
by rawmlkmyke August 27, 2024
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Chad Bag

Chad totally Chad bag'd his girlfriend when he was trying to pull her up
by chadychad June 13, 2010
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