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Monkey one time

When you bet the house on black or red and it hits
-Matt monkey monkey monkey ( roulette table lands on black) monkey one time!!!
by Da dawg April 18, 2024
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time stamp games

I took a screenshot but that wouldn't be physical, I would have to mail a letter to myself. FUCK YOURSELF TO DEATH on your shitty time stamp games computer program that is preventing my defintion from going up because I haven't logged into my email account yet. Paranoia, is a motivating factor in my time stamp games. I don't like them, I just want them to exist so sexual attraction exists on it because knowledge is attractive and being hateful about Linux is not.
by betterego October 22, 2015
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Jedi time travel

When you take pcp, acid and heroine at the same time
Hi Janine it's eric haha gotchu with the Jedi time travel
by Ericsosexy September 21, 2017
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phaneuf time

its when you masterbate using baked goods
ie. bagels, croissants and other pastries.
I just spent 5 minutes phaneuf time with a chocolate glazed donut.
by The red baryne February 3, 2010
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On Jesse Time

Add 2 hours to the estimated time.
J: "I'm leaving in 10 minutes"
*: "Ahh yes, see you on Jesse time."
by Derpinmerpin January 18, 2025
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So basically if you say armadillo fastly multiple times it sounds like “im a dildo” which is kinda like the “say eye, spell map, say ness” thing
yo can you say armadillo fastly multiple times?
ok
armadillo armadillo im a dillo im a dildo
by jetburner2 October 14, 2025
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Irish Timing

When all the clocks are slightly wrong, and everyone's running slightly late (or early), but somehow everything happens at the right moment and everything works out.
1. I was running 20 minutes late, had lost my umbrella, and was worried about leaving the cat alone. Then Jim came back but he'd forgotten his keys. I let him in, he stayed home and looked after the cat and lent me his umbrella. Irish timing saved me again.
2. There was a car crash delaying the bus I was gonna take, so I didn't make it to the event. Turns out it was my Irish Timing. The event had been cancelled and I had a great night with my friends instead.
by Redhaired Avenger December 17, 2017
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