archbishop molloy high school

a catholic high school in briarwood, queens, ny-- fondly referred to as "archyourback molloy". filled with white kids who think they're black, white kids who look like they came straight from a vineyard vines catalog, & future NBA stars. you'll find that these kids spend their weekends chugging twisted teas and ritas, but more than half of their graduating class will graduate from the national honors society. in the rare occasion that you happen to graduate before you're expelled for weed--you've made it! regardless, these kids are always the lit (and wasted) ones at a party.

"do you think michael could get us the goods for your party?"
"idk, do you know what school michael goes to?"
"i'm pretty sure he goes to archbishop molloy high school."
"aye then he's the plug!"

by mooshkaw January 8, 2017

Park Hill High School

Statistics say that they're one of the top schools in the state of Missouri, but there's really nothing special about it. Often called Park Hell there's generally something happening there, whether it be broken water mains that cause flooding, seasonal termite infestations, burning dust in the ventilation system that makes the fire alarms go off, someone dying, bat loose in the school, or a lockdown due to a fake color guard rifle covered in white tape. There's also a very friendly campus supervisor named Bob. He'll try his best to learn your name but he might not get it right, either way he always says it with absolute certainty.

WE ARE, PARK HILL (in a very raspy middle aged short man's voice)

First week of school at Park Hill High School

Person 1: How was the first week of school?
Park Hill Student: We had a lockdown, the fire alarms went off, and we had a bat loose in the school.
Person 1: A BAT?
Park Hill Student: Yeah, it's not a huge deal. It's Park Hell.

by parkhillanonymous January 12, 2018

Patrick Henry High School

a place where kids skip just to get high. you can score drugs in any hall.alot of trashy white ghetto girls.The girls are easy easy as lunch, u walk in, get what u want and leave.
you get suspened for the stupidest reasons like flicking a lighter. also getting sent to the office for throwing ninja stars a foot away.you get the shortest times to write a paper. the teachers usally are alright unless there on thier period.

also most of the students have stds

Patrick Henry High School- so gay

by pandaguy April 15, 2011

Great Valley High School

Welcome to Great Valley, considered one of the best high schools in the state. But, do not be fooled by its good ratings and college acceptance rates. This school really is a hit or miss place if you go. If you can find a good friend group and not piss off the administration, you will be fine. If you are socially awkward or belong to a low income family, run... just fucking run... The students who consider themselves "popular" consist of girls with daddy issues and lacrosse and football players who think that 5 inches is considered big. Everyone Juuls or smokes weed in the wet, dirty, and, moist bathrooms and end up getting a 1 day ISS then get pissed because "they didn do nothing wrong". Most of the students are pretty normal people, but, it's the small group of students that will ruin your experience at the school. You have your typical 80's movie high school groups - The nerds, The jocks, The trailer park kids, The hicks, The hoes, and last but not motherfucking least, the worst group of them all which consists of only a few Great Valley students. The rich ones. Vineyard Vines and $400 pens are the regular for this small group of lousy human beings. From daddies money to the stock trader who thinks he's hot shit just because he has more... Yes, this is what in the end makes this school a horrible place. But hey, it's still #2 in the state!

I went to Great Valley High School for 4 years, and now I have a nicotine addiction

by GVHS '19 September 20, 2018

dripping springs high school

dripping springs high school is basically a trump rally on a daily basis we got red necks, hicks and cousin fuckers just west of austin. you think it wouldn’t be that bad, but you’re very wrong. the other side of people here are wanna be gangsters and all they care about is smokin weed, drinking and what party everyone’s going to this weekend. if you think you’re coming to a chill diverse school you are very wrong there’s about 5 black kids here and every bitch wants to start drama. DON’T MOVE HERE

chris: “i heard dripping springs high school kids will pay $20 for a gram”
blake: “holy shit dude let’s go sell to them”

by whiteclawdaddy April 25, 2020

Nation Ford High School

Located in Fort Mill, SC this wealthy-class High School is full of the most rich, juul-smoking students. The kids drive Audi’s, BMW’s, Mercedes, and Tesla’s. The teachers drive KIA’s. The students at the schools hobbies are smoking, starting meme wars, and making cardboard cutouts of the beloved principal Jason Johns. This school may not be filled with the smartest of students but, at least they aren’t Fort Mill High School.

Mom:”You’re going to Nation Ford High School”
Me:*screams* “fuCK MOM I CANT AFFORD A MERCEDES EvEryOne iS goNNa lAugH aT mE!”

by iamtherealbigchungus January 14, 2019

nan chiau high school

love u xiaozhang <3
super rowdy boys esp the sec 1s and 2s.. are u okay with gendered terms.. ok? boy shut the f up 😭
oddly good looking teachers. some.

upvote this ah i tell u pls we have no definitions

Have you seen the NCHS shake video on YouTube?
Yeah, proof that only cool people go to Nan Chiau High School.

by ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و August 23, 2021