Silence Cunt:Btw the fallen are so cool and intresting
(And eldar femboys are so sexy)
Paragon:Who
Paragon:Asked?
(And eldar femboys are so sexy)
Paragon:Who
Paragon:Asked?
by Heavy from tf2 with a phone July 24, 2022
Get the Silence Cuntmug. 1.) "Look at her, walking so weird!"
"She must have an infected cunt."
2.) "He blocked me on Twitter for speaking my opinion. What a fucking cunt!"
"She must have an infected cunt."
2.) "He blocked me on Twitter for speaking my opinion. What a fucking cunt!"
by Nigger Faggot Bitch October 17, 2017
Get the Cuntmug. The type of person who doesn’t give a fuck. She puts tampons in her belly button and judges you because she’s “iN tHe CoMfOrT oF hEr OwN hOmE.”
She’ll also rub dog’s nipples and call them soft, on top of rubbing the area in which dog’s balls are supposed to be but were previously removed.
She’ll also rub dog’s nipples and call them soft, on top of rubbing the area in which dog’s balls are supposed to be but were previously removed.
by iM nOt Ur FaMiLy May 26, 2019
Get the Cunt Buntmug. by Diamondxo June 24, 2024
Get the cunt walkermug. by FibAlex February 1, 2018
Get the Cuntmug. by A-kkk21 December 3, 2017
Get the cunt slinging whoremug. 1. A chronic condition characterized by an individual displaying signs of extreme delusion, chronic ass-kissing, and an unjustified sense of superiority — usually found loitering in the workplace, spewing nonsense with the confidence of a TED Talk speaker who’s never read a book.
Etymology:
Combines the sheer audacity of “cunt” with the small, dense uselessness of a “nugget.
Symptoms include:
- Chronic ass kissing
- Severe Confidence-to-Competence Mismatch:
(Talks like a CEO, performs like a broken stapler.)
- Terminal dad jokes
-Endless “back in my day” comments
Etymology:
Combines the sheer audacity of “cunt” with the small, dense uselessness of a “nugget.
Symptoms include:
- Chronic ass kissing
- Severe Confidence-to-Competence Mismatch:
(Talks like a CEO, performs like a broken stapler.)
- Terminal dad jokes
-Endless “back in my day” comments
Ex. “Jake said, ‘I’ve seen it all in this business.’
Not a single bonus check, though buddy boy…
Treatment:
There is no FDA-approved cure for Cunt Nuggitis.
However, symptoms can be managed through careful strategy, including:
• Keeping all conversations under 90 seconds — longer exposure may cause brain cell death.
• Pretending they’re important to speed up their inevitable self-destruction.
• Avoiding direct eye contact to prevent them from locking you into a “back in my day” story.
Not a single bonus check, though buddy boy…
Treatment:
There is no FDA-approved cure for Cunt Nuggitis.
However, symptoms can be managed through careful strategy, including:
• Keeping all conversations under 90 seconds — longer exposure may cause brain cell death.
• Pretending they’re important to speed up their inevitable self-destruction.
• Avoiding direct eye contact to prevent them from locking you into a “back in my day” story.
by sucondeez April 26, 2025
Get the Cunt Nuggitismug.