This is a shameful act that only happens in desperation when you are home alone and have completely run out of toilet paper. With your pants around your ankles, squat walking, and your hands spreading the butt cheeks so you don't smear shit everywhere, you walk this way to your roommates bathroom to finish the job.
by Sir Greggles March 30, 2017
"a tight pussy, a loose pair of shoes, and a warm place to take a shit" as defined by Earl Butts.
He was the Secretary of Agriculture and head of the committee to reelect President Richard M. Nixon. He was disparaging Afro-Americans with his comment.
He was the Secretary of Agriculture and head of the committee to reelect President Richard M. Nixon. He was disparaging Afro-Americans with his comment.
Coming out of the bathroom with a big grin and wearing his favorite pair of shoes Scott said to his girlfriend with a wink "I'm on my way to getting an Earl Butts triple play today?"
by the yahoo March 01, 2013
When a guy named Stephen has a butthole so sweaty and sloppy that it constantly leaks a chunky, dark brown substance that mildly resembles a placenta.
me : "Yo, broseph! what u wanna do today?"
Broseph Stephen : "Idk mayne, my sloppy Stephen butt hole is acting up today, might have to just stay in and massage my prostate"
me: "ok bro good luck."
Broseph Stephen : "Idk mayne, my sloppy Stephen butt hole is acting up today, might have to just stay in and massage my prostate"
me: "ok bro good luck."
by ShartOfDarkness March 24, 2014
just a funny name to call one of your friends that's acting like a dipshit or just because you're getting sick of other names to call them.
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