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Ninja Monkey Death Bread

Bread, that is eaten with pasta, and is thrown in a ninja-like fashion across the table aimed at people, to which effect, people jump up in an attempt to escape in a similar way to which monkeys would.

The aim of this tool is to kill... no one will be left alive!
by N.M.D.B. Master August 20, 2010
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Arctic monkeys

A UK band, indie-rock style
Dude1: You heard the new arctic monkeys album?
by Bilsonfanclub69420 May 30, 2024
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monkey

to tell someone or something that they are stupid
FLOWER POT U MONKEY!!!!!
by eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaeeeeeeeeaeaea January 29, 2023
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Maal Monkey

Origin: Amazon Jungle
Of the 4,200 that survived the fire in the Amazon Jungle 1000 years ago
Apart of a very unique yet diverse
“That Maal Monkey NFT is sick, high & wearing a karate suit, I rate this fully”
by H The Maal Mentor November 23, 2022
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monkey sex

sexual intercourse while hanging on a tree like monkeys
ryan: “bae let’s have monkey sex!”

you: “not today it’s raining out :(“
by virxtuaI August 7, 2022
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Fuck monkey

When a guy gets pegged and screams “OO OO AUGH AUGH~” while getting it in the ass
Alex: hey did you hear Owen is a fuck monkey?
John: oh.

If you ever do this while being pegged, please seek help.
Thank you.
by phelon (felon) July 2, 2024
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