Emoji Penis

When your friend sends an emoji, a normal message, then another emoji so it looks like a penis.

"🙂
Good morning
😚"
"You just made an Emoji Penis"

by Jewish Banana December 9, 2021

penis

it means god

praise the penis

by dabonthehaters469 January 10, 2020

Connors Penis

Very very very large cock, all connor’s are hung like a horse. all the girls love him and whenever they see his dick they instantly fall in love and want to fuck him. he’s very good in bed and is uncut.

Girl 1- Connors Penis is so big
Girl 2- How big is is?
Girl 1- Well over 15 inches!!

by haha or satin June 3, 2023

Penis levitation

When a guy's pulsating, steel-hard dick, engorged like a demonic battering ram, not only hoists a chick's dripping wet pussy clean off the floor against a wall but spins her like a fucking rotisserie chicken, her screams echoing as his cock levitates her into a frenzy, cum splattering like a goddamn Jackson Pollock painting while the room smells like burnt lust and shattered morals.

"Tried Penis Levitation with my girl last night
-spun her ass like a top, walls dripping, neighbors calling exorcists!" Short enough for Urban Dictionary but so fucking vile it'll make virgins combust and Reddit implode.

by Knickers Knackers Knockers June 13, 2025

Penis Snogging

When two dudes each put a sounding rod in then meeting in the middle and touching tips

Damn bro that was a good Penis Snogging

by The Snogger © March 27, 2025

gay penis sex

you get one penis
and other penis
and a butthole
and create a human centipede but the first man's dick is in the other man's ass and it keeps going like so

"hey man wanna have gay penis sex later"
"oh i would love to have gay penis sex 😍😍"

by HUMONGOUSCOCK November 13, 2023

Penis

A penis is an object near the asshole!

I HAVE A FUCKING HUGE PENIS MY GUY!

by BADBOIBOT July 5, 2020