Monkey Digger

People who love you only because you have monkeys. Especially if they throw shit at guests. If you have a monkey I’m down to do anal. Hmu gay fish.

Oh wow Ryan is such a monkey digger!
I know man! He only cares about monkeys!

by Whatyouegg November 9, 2017

monkey back

When you injure your lower back in such a way, that it forces you to lean over like a monkey.

P1: I was sitting in the floor for a few hours, and now I have monkey back.
P2: Ha! You're getting old.

by 反町 February 3, 2015

Monkey Jon

Monkey Jon is a verb for when you lather/bathe an old person in oil and push them down a hill at top speeds.

Old Man Parkisnsons was Monkey Jon'd by some school kids last week. Now he's in the hospital with multiple broken bones and a concussion.

by NateDog23 March 19, 2021

Fork Monkey

The semi derogatory term for Hay Bots from the video game Scrap Mechanic. Coined by the late thick44. Not racially motivated

die fork monkey! you're nobody!

by coolpotatoe724 February 21, 2025

monkey

a black person

go away you black monkey

by TheGuy6969 February 28, 2022

overdeveloped monkey

A human

Instead of saying mortal or human call someone a overdeveloped monkey!

by Some gay rat December 1, 2020

monkey goo jit

A big black monkey jit that thinks a thuff nigga but he is actully a gay barca fan that thinks madrid is ass goofy ass nig

Jit you a monkey goo jit

by monkey boo April 22, 2025