monkey hair tickler

someone who likes to pluck hairs out of a monkey and tickle them with it who happens to be very ugly

Stacy: did you see Kendi today? And what she posted on her story ugh she's such a monkey hair tickler *eye roll*

Kendi: wait hold up, that's my name..

the rest of the group: oop

Kendi: why are you talking shit, Stacy? it's not my fault your bf cheated on you with Kendra

the rest of the group: OOOO

Stacy: oh don't even, we all know you're just jealous because no one likes you, not even our group likes you. You have no friends and everyone knows it

Kendi: you know what ? Fuck you

*they fight and Kendi gets jumped by the group and gets her ass beat to a poulp*

btw follow my insta : pe4ceisup

by peacein.it.my.way June 20, 2024

italian dance monkey

When a man shoves his dick in a girls ass and when he takes it out it's covered in poo. Then he swings his cock around in a circle really fast spraying the poo.

Yo guys I gave this girl a really good Italian dance monkey last wednesday.

by finlow1616 June 29, 2017

Knock the monkey unconcious

The ultimate form of masturbation, the penis rarely survives this

Boldi, why are you leaving, are you going to sleep?

No man, I'm gonna knock the monkey unconcious.

by slimunator January 29, 2025

big word stand for monkeys evolution

yea

big word stand for monkeys evolution kill your self

by peniscum123 March 17, 2023

Monkey

A vagina as reflected in the rap "U and Dat" by E40 on the "My Ghetto Report Card" album.

"Girl, I been shaking, sticking and moving tryna to get you and that booty
Tryna get to you and that booty
Tryna get to you and that booty
Girl, I been shaking and acting a donkey tryna to get you and that monkey
Tryna to get you and that monkey
Tryna to get you and that monkey"

Girl, I been shaking and acting a donkey tryna to get you and that monkey
Tryna to get you and that monkey

by lucky999devil August 24, 2025

ass monkey

Something you should never, ever call a black person because they consider it racist (no matter how many white ass monkeys you've also called out).

Guy in hospital: "All I remember is Tyrone insulted my mamma so I called him an ass monkey, and then everything went dark and I woke up here."

by geek_nerd_69 October 28, 2020

Monkey

A first aids kit

I got raped by a monkey and now I have AIDS.

by bonkobi December 6, 2020