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Monkey

He is an amazing boy who loves Bananas and whose best friend is Banjo. If you ever meet this sexy best , be certain that your mind is going to be blown.
Monkey is the best
by SpeedkingSonny8 March 3, 2022
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Bitch Nigger Faggot Monkey

Any "person* that just needs to beat to death. They likely won't accept the consequences of their bullfuckery
You stupid Bitch Nigger Faggot Monkey. Fight me to the death
by Slam an 8-ball January 28, 2024
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slush monkey

n. Small child who loves wet snow and all the glorious things that can be done with it, most of which involve slushed sisters.
A spring snowfall? Time for Captain Slush Monkey to plaster the neighbourhood girls.
by gnostic3 April 28, 2019
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Twelve Monkeys

Now that we are clear

Come back let’s not waste anymore time.

I will not ask you about anything, I will not mention it.

Just come back I forgive you. You don’t have to be ashamed.

Twelve Monkeys was us.
I grew up with you. I don’t want to lose you. Do you want to lose for something I didn’t do? Twelve Monkeys.
by 12 Monkeys April 4, 2022
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Monkey Dog

Monkey dog is a saying that defines a person that is a monkey and a dog

It usually refers to someone like earlycoolme or whose name ends with een or at
Darn that guy is a real monkey dog.

MONKEY DOG!!!!!!

meow
by AdHtheGOAT April 20, 2025
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Monkeys

Ok as a kid they might look cute but they suck ASS the show their penis to women and beat their meat till it cums they are rude they always fight they get mad ever time sure they might have same thing as humans but really no
i loves monkeys

i guess ya never heard of that video of someone having a monkey and ending up dark
by YAY_fucktheinternet September 12, 2021
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Monkey Ear

When somebody with longer hair (extending an inch or more past the ears) has a good bunch of flat laying hair posed directly in front of the ears, while still keeping the ears visible, near fully peaking out through the hairs color.
This resembles the side of a chimpanzees face, not a monkey, but colloquially.. who the hell cares.

This effect is particularly noticeable on lighter skinned people with darker hair colors, as their ear and hair more objectively match the look of a chimpanzees side profile.

Although if somebody is not in that category, the effect is still easy to spot!
"her hair always falls into a monkey ear, its kind of neat really." said Luigi Mangione, in a surprising quote he likely did not at any point say.
by ManifestationOfEveryGayThought December 29, 2024
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