wonder bread bag

In jail, men use wonder bread bags as condoms.

Low testosterone wonder bread bag bitch

by Flishiboi September 27, 2021

joy bag

"joy bag" is a condom

"joy bag" can find it at George Carlin's web site

by NordStar April 3, 2010

“Dick Bag”

Word said by a loser who tries to cut in front of people getting on a bus….

So the other day I decided to be a social path and cut in front of the line and then I called someone a “Dick bag” when I was called out..

by UrbanJJ November 19, 2022

Bean Bag

When someone is being a waste of time, fat fuck that isn't at all amusing you with his/her large head.

"Kaylim, your being a bean bag fuck i'm going to slide tackle your Dad'

by GazzyThirdLeg November 5, 2015

eating ass in the bag

to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward

consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred

UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.

My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.

by secisfun January 26, 2021

brown bagging

The act of intentionally oiling-up one's scrotum in order to leave an oil stain on something or someone.

Similar to greasy foods in brown paper bags, brown bagging often leaves an oil stain.

I greased up my balls ten minutes ago because I'm brown bagging my doctor during my physical today.

by Anal Patisserie December 31, 2020

the old punching bag

Is a term that refers to the male genitals

Joe got kicked in the old punching bag

by Yeoldjokster May 6, 2016