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jack podbury

a boy that sits on the toilet and sees ghosts left right and centre. He normally likes bullying little dwarfs and has fun playing fortnite all the time. He is the goat at soccer because everytime he goes to take a pen it always goes top bins. Marcus is not better than jack at soccer cos jack is just a absolute demon. Jack usually likes to spend his time abusing 12 yr olds on fortnite and likes shagging his motorbike every second hour. Jack genuinely loves his pool he sleeps in it, drinks in it, shits in it sucks it off and sometimes plays in it with other people. Jack loves lockdown and when he is in lockdown he loves to play fortnite on his poo poo wifi. Someone make a go fund me page for this man to get better wifi.
Jack podbury loves fortnite
Jack podbury loves his quad bike
If you see jack say hello but be careful he might bite
by jack podbury August 21, 2021
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Jimmi-Jacked

The Universe's style of payback
Or Karma's brother.
“Man, I can't believe that out of all these people I'm the one that gets arrested. I've been Jimmi-Jacked".
by TrickyT March 27, 2024
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Jack Banigan

"Who's the CEO of running trains?"

"Oh that's Jack Banigan ofcourse!"
by Gdddddd March 18, 2024
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jack bateman

the annoying little kid who always acts strong and cool.
jack bateman: you think you are strong
you: you faggot shut up
by i hate jack bateman June 28, 2020
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Jacking Ass

The Act of Being a Jackass
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Chris: “Bro stop jacking ass with that dude Paul!”
Jean: “I’m not jacking ass, I’ll be fine.”
by 6ix9ine’s Cousin May 26, 2018
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Jack

Short zelda player leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggooooooooooooooooooooooo! also likes spamming and is a sexy beast
dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! was that jack i just saw
by TheBETA_GANGgang9728 August 14, 2023
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Pulling a Jack

When they cancel on you to play video games instead :)
“Sorry, I don’t think I’m gonna come today.
- Why?
“Pokemon.”

What’s your boyfriend doing?”
- playing Halo.
“He’s pulling a Jack.”
by johnny.dukes December 4, 2019
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