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by sillyshwanksta July 9, 2024
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penis

A pejorative that is used instead of “dick”.

Although being a “dick” is an insult, it has connotations of dominance, virility, and eroticism. For example: “big dick energy”. But a penis is often flaccid and small. A penis will hurt when you kick it. A penis is what you’ll find on a baby boy. It is the opposite of erotic.
That guy cut me off! That guy’s a penis!

Will you stop acting like a penis?!
by correlation_lee July 13, 2024
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Jalpeno Penis Popper

The sexual act of dipping your condom penis into a jar of Jalapeños before commencing anal with a female.
" Yo last night I gave my girlfriend a Jalpeno penis popper"
by Smit17 July 16, 2024
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ejected penis

the underdeveloped third leg becomes less undeveloped
Morty: Whats that long thing?
Josh: Its my ejected penis :)
Morty: Yummy
by hacker694200 July 18, 2024
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ejected penis

your penis goes from small to big
Morty: what is that long dick?
Josh: it is a ejected penis.
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Penis face

Another way of calling someone ugly.
She called my cat a penis face because she didn't like my cat's face.
by Englishwordmaker July 30, 2024
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Big penis

by The master (of bait) August 7, 2024
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