Connors Penis

Very very very large cock, all connor’s are hung like a horse. all the girls love him and whenever they see his dick they instantly fall in love and want to fuck him. he’s very good in bed and is uncut.
Girl 1- Connors Penis is so big
Girl 2- How big is is?
Girl 1- Well over 15 inches!!
by haha or satin June 3, 2023
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Penis levitation

When a guy's pulsating, steel-hard dick, engorged like a demonic battering ram, not only hoists a chick's dripping wet pussy clean off the floor against a wall but spins her like a fucking rotisserie chicken, her screams echoing as his cock levitates her into a frenzy, cum splattering like a goddamn Jackson Pollock painting while the room smells like burnt lust and shattered morals.
"Tried Penis Levitation with my girl last night
-spun her ass like a top, walls dripping, neighbors calling exorcists!" Short enough for Urban Dictionary but so fucking vile it'll make virgins combust and Reddit implode.
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Penis Snogging

When two dudes each put a sounding rod in then meeting in the middle and touching tips
Damn bro that was a good Penis Snogging
by The Snogger © March 27, 2025
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penis

a big long thing, and sadly sometimes short.

better without a hood.
by meowmeowpusspuss November 3, 2022
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Penis

Person 1: how was the war?

Person 2: great, my favorite weapon was the penis
by Notlegacey January 21, 2017
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Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship
My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex
by posting for a friend September 23, 2016
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Penis

A penis is an object near the asshole!
by BADBOIBOT July 5, 2020
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