A place where you can watch football that is played by high schoolers. The guys that play football are always hot and ripped, but are usually either dumb, rude, or both.
“My ex boyfriend was an athlete, I always went to his high school football games. We broke up because he lit my mom on fire.”
by Cassandranon April 11, 2024
Get the High school footballmug. A school filled with gang bangers, gays, and terrorists. Has had 3 school shooting threats in the last year, most teachers are either liberals or really chill. Lizards sometimes drag kids into the basements, counselors try to act like they care but they really don't nor do half the administration, the bathrooms always smell like shit there has been 30,000 dollars worth of damages in those bathrooms and kids are constantly vaping or smoking weed there are tranni bathrooms that are mainly used for sex, smoking, or taking the meanest shits. But besides that, its just normal high school, hard, annoying, long, and fun at times. And if your on the football team your pretty much going to have the american high school expierence of parties, lifting, teamwork, and hanging out with the bros.
by ligmaharrylegs April 25, 2022
Get the Wilsonville High schoolmug. The place where it’s literally impossible to find get into a relationship especially as a guy because girls don’t know what they want. It will go from wanting a bad boy to wanting a nice guy. Also every single girl always has something unpleasant to say about you no matter what. They never think before they talk because they have to let you know you’re ugly. I found myself to be a pretty good looking guy but obviously not. Also advice: you have a crush on someone… correct? Well you don’t tell that person that obviously. So if you think about it overs may feel that way about you but are too nervous to tell you. You’ll start to see this when girls look at you in a specific way. It’s basically a place to waste your time trying to date anyone. So give up on it and focus on yourself.
High school dating:
Nice guy: hey I find you really attractive and was wondering if I could get your number?
Girl: nah you’re too nice it’s fake, I’m good but thanks.
Nice guy: *mutters to himself* this is why I decided to give up
Bad boy: hey slut, what the fuck is up bitch.
Girl: OMFG I love you, can we like get married right now? Xoxoxo
Bad boy: ehhh I mean I have enough side hoes but might as well add you to the collection.
Girl: omggggg thank you…. You’ve saved me! Xoxoxo
Nice guy: hey I find you really attractive and was wondering if I could get your number?
Girl: nah you’re too nice it’s fake, I’m good but thanks.
Nice guy: *mutters to himself* this is why I decided to give up
Bad boy: hey slut, what the fuck is up bitch.
Girl: OMFG I love you, can we like get married right now? Xoxoxo
Bad boy: ehhh I mean I have enough side hoes but might as well add you to the collection.
Girl: omggggg thank you…. You’ve saved me! Xoxoxo
by JettTheGiant January 18, 2022
Get the High schoolmug. by Squid game November 5, 2021
Get the Forest Hills high schoolmug. A rural fever dream located in Washington where the Wi-Fi is spotty but the drama is high-speed. Known for its unique blend of cowboy cosplay, nicotine addiction, and unregulated furry activity in the commons. Half the students think they’re in Yellowstone, the other half think they’re in Zootopia, and the teachers have emotionally checked out since 2014.
Classes are optional, hallway PDA is not. If you’re not wearing Carhartt, Crocs, or a tail, you’re probably lost.
Common phrases heard at BGHS:
• “Is that guy wearing a thong?”
• “Wanna rip my Geek Bar in the Foods bathroom?”
• “Fight in the parking lot after 6th!”
• “Bro that’s my cousin.”
Classes are optional, hallway PDA is not. If you’re not wearing Carhartt, Crocs, or a tail, you’re probably lost.
Common phrases heard at BGHS:
• “Is that guy wearing a thong?”
• “Wanna rip my Geek Bar in the Foods bathroom?”
• “Fight in the parking lot after 6th!”
• “Bro that’s my cousin.”
I fucking hate Battle Ground High School it’s full of faggots. Can we pretty please go get more zyns now???
by HaydenGray88 June 29, 2025
Get the Battle Ground High Schoolmug. Cardinal Gibbons High School or Cunty Girls High School is a high school that is definitely going to turn ur girl into a bitch. By the end of Cardinal Gibbons all of your pillows will be covered in fake tan and you daughters hookup count will be 34. People think they won’t walk into the trap but they will.
by heyguysitsme2837 May 31, 2024
Get the Cardinal Gibbons High Schoolmug. Catholic Central High School may be one of the worst catholic schools in the Albany area this school is so poor that they are moving to a small elementary school in Latham, they barely can keep an ELA teacher and it wouldn't surprise me if they hire another rapist for a teacher and what's the deal with science teachers like they keep those ether they literally have 0 sports team they do not even have a football field they barley have enough kids for mod teams and JV teams the whole school is just favoritism students just skip classes and just sit in the coach's office kinda sad if you're ever thinking about sending your child here never do, hot dogs in the wall ceilings are falling apart, have a basement and an upstairs for literally no reason shit is a joke everyone just vapes in the bathroom fuck dis place, barley can find any teachers at this bum ass school
by sloppytoppy76 February 8, 2022
Get the Catholic Central High Schoolmug.