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Doing a David

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.
Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh dear, he's doing a David again!
by Big-t Tarzan December 4, 2023
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A statement used when a person makes a comment that has nothing to do with the conversation.
*People are conversing about favorite foods*
Out of nowhere: "Did you know that an axolotl is a type of salamander?"
Response: "What does that have to do with Christmas?"
by Penguinlove1995 November 21, 2022
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Do you want a cookie

When an asshole/piece of shit thinks he did something very admirable and he keeps being annoying about it. This response is used to display the emotion of annoyance and basically saying "do you want to be rewarded fucker"
Jack: Hahaha, I scored higher on this test than you.
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something
by Pipopaido December 25, 2023
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Do a mason

when your get head from your girlfriend for over 10 minutes straight
brooo Jamal showed me a video of him trying to do a mason!!!
by anonymous April 12, 2024
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If A Woman Cognitively Move More Than I Do, I Can Not Mate Or Procreate With them
If A Woman Cognitively Move More Than I Do, I Can Not Mate Or Procreate With them
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Dick On Shoulder (DOS)

Dick On Shoulder (DOS)

A National Rugby League (NRL) post-try celebration brought into public spotlight by lead DOS’er Jarome Luai of the Penrith Panthers.

The act of leaping vertically up onto your teammates, while celebrating a try, high enough that your dick rests on their shoulder.
This form of celebration has taken the NRL world by storm.

Other notable DOS’ers include Brian To’o & Reece Walsh and Jarome Luai
This celebration has also been adopted in the NRLW where FOS has seen a sharp increase in frequency

DOS failures include Aaron Woods in the 2016 State of Origin Game 3

Term coined by Marto on 104.5 Triple M Breakfast with Marto, Margaux and Dan
After Brian To'o scored in the corner, did you see Jarome Luai run over and jump so high that there was definite Dick On Shoulder (DOS)
by RummmLord September 24, 2023
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doing you to your face

a form of mirroring that helps you see yourself from a different perspective, that is what you look like to other people, this is what you sound like to other people
"Celebrities get on a stage and then they start doing you to your face."
"Yeah, and they pay them to do that to their face."
"Does it suck or is it helpful?"
"I don't know."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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